Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}

Chapter 3

NARRATOR  As everyone heard Sheila's words, everyone race towards the hospital.

SHEILA  NURSE!

NURSE  How may I help you today Ma'am?

SHEILA  Don't give me that bullshit! I want to see my husband at once!

NURSE  What's your husband's name?

SHEILA  Gerald Broflovski.

NURSE  Lets see.......Gerald Broflovski is currently in room 127......Um sorry Ma'am, he ask not to see visitors at the moment...

SHEILA  What!?!?! But I'm his wife!! I demand you let me see him!

NURSE  Wife or not, he ask not to let ANYONE see him at the moment.

SHEILA  Lies!! You probably say that because you are gonna try to fuck with him later, you basic white nurse.

NURSE  Ma'am how fucking stupid are you?! I'm Black.

SHEILA  Hohoho, that what all the bitches say these days!

NURSE  .......SECURITY!!!

SHEILA  Oh? You are gonna bring security now because my husband's Jewish, huh?

NURSE  MA'AM! THIS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR HUSBAND BEING JEWISH!!

NARRATOR  As the argument with Sheila and the nurse continues, Kyle thought to himself-

KYLE  (Why the fuck am I watching this?? Sheila's gonna get kicked out soon so I have to find Dad fast.)

NARRATOR  Kyle sneaked away from the argument and ran towards the hallway where all the injured were.

KYLE  Let's see..... 124, 125,.....! 127!

NARRATOR  Kyle immediately knocked on the door.

KYLE  Dad?? Are you in here?!

GERALD  K-kyle....?

KYLE  Yeah Dad it's me, can I come in?

GERALD  Sure, hurry up child.

NARRATOR  Kyle went into the room to find his Jewish Father laying on the bed looking very sickly.

KYLE  Dad?!? Are you okay?! What happened??

GERALD  Son. I have aids.

KYLE  How the actually fuck did you get aids?!

GERALD  W-well....when I went to the new bar, Daddy met a person and I decided to go to her house....because we both wanted to play a game at her place! Yeah!

GERALD  Daddy feel asleep while playing at her place and when he woke up, he magically got aids.

KYLE  That really happened dad??!

GERALD  Yeah!

KYLE  I ain't stupid dumbass. Next time, say you fucked a bitch with aids.

GERALD  Geez whatever! I didn't know she got aids until this morning!

GERALD  Oh well....this is the end for me.

KYLE  The end?!? Dad you can't die on me?!? Please don't leave me with Sheila!!

GERALD  I'm sorry but there is no way to get ride of aids...I'm sorry Kyle.

KYLE  Dad! Don't go!! You gotta do something!! Sheila is a monster!!

GERALD  I guess I can sell you to some crazy, perverted, old guy that is most likely gonna do nasty things to you....

KYLE  Really?!? You would do that for me?? :)

GERALD  But I rather torture you instead, bye son. :D *Dies*

KYLE  WTF!?! DON'T DO ME DIRTY LIKE THIS!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!

NARRATOR  Kyle shakes his Dad's body to see if he would wake up, but his body just lied there.  Gerald, who was Jewish, has died.

KYLE  YOU GREEDY BASTARD!-

CLYDE  Mother! Kyle was here!!

KYLE  H-huh? Clyde?!

SHEILA  KYLE!!

KYLE  Sheila?!?

SHEILA  HOW DARE YOU!- Gerald!!

NARRATOR  Sheila saw Gerald's lifeless body and immediately slaps Kyle.

KYLE  !!!

SHEILA  YOU DARE SHAKE HIS BODY!!! WHY CAN'T YOU LET YOUR FATHER EVEN REST IN PEACE!?!

KYLE  It was a misunderstanding! I-

BUTTERS  I can't believe Father is dead!!

SHEILA  Kyle Broflovski. Just you wait, now that your Father is gone, I don't need to hide my hatred for you anymore.

KYLE  P-please don't hurt me, I promise I'll be good-

DOCTOR  What's going on here?!?-Omg.... I'm sorry to say this, but this patient has passed away....

CLYDE  Well duh, do you think he look alive to you?

DOCTOR  Are you his family??

SHEILA  Yes, I'm his wife, these guys are our kids, and that's our servant Kyle.

KYLE  Servant?! I'm no-

SHEILA  Doctor just throw away the body, C'mon kids, we need to teach Kyle a lesson for messing with Gerald's Body~.....

KYLE  "....."

KYLE  (Why do I deserve this??)