NARRATOR As time pass and midnight was coming near, Kyle decided that it was a best time to leave.
KYLE .......
STAN Kayla? Is there something wrong?
KYLE ........Stan, do you mind if I get some punch?
STAN Sure, go ahead.
NARRATOR Kyle walk over to the corner of the ballroom where the drinks and snacks were being served.
KYLE (While Stan is not near, I'll take this chance to leave.... it's for the best and it's almost midnight so...)
NARRATOR Kyle goes into the crowd and started making his way through the entrance.
KYLE ......
??? ....!! Hey Kayla!
KYLE !?!?...Oh! It's just you Butters.
BUTTERS Yep! Hey, why are you alone? Where's Prince Stan??
KYLE Um....He....had to...use the restroom! Yeah!.....um so where's Clyde?
BUTTERS Oh he kind of.....passed out.
KYLE Oh....
BUTTERS But he had one request before he passed out.
KYLE What is it?
BUTTERS He wanted you to meet our Mom!
KYLE !?!?!?? YOUR WHAT!?-
BUTTERS MOM! Can you come here for a second?
??? Ok! Mother's coming Butters!
KYLE (SHIT IT'S SHEILA!! SHE MIGHT RECOGNIZE ME!)
NARRATOR Kyle tries to run away but Butters was holding on to his arm.
BUTTERS Why are you trying to walk away? Does my mom scares you or something? Hehe..
KYLE N-no!! Of course not!-
SHEILA Butters! There you are!
BUTTERS Hello Mother! Look! This is my new friend Kayla!
NARRATOR Kyle looks down on the ground to avoid her gaze.
KYLE H-Hello Ma'am....
SHEILA ............................
BUTTERS .......Mother?
SHEILA ......Why hello there Kayla.....
Butters?
BUTTERS Yeah?
SHEILA Doesn't "Kayla" look familiar to someone we know?
KYLE !!!!!
BUTTERS No...I don't think so-
KYLE W-well look at the time! I should really be going-
NARRATOR Sheila grabs Kyle's arm and begin squeezing it tightly.
KYLE !?!?
SHEILA Butters....go be a dear and wake up your brother Clyde, it seems that we are leaving sooner then expected.....
KYLE (She found out!?)
BUTTERS Oh okay...
NARRATOR Butters was walking away and soon as he was out of sight, Sheila bitchslaps Kyle.
KYLE !!!!.Ow! Fuc-
SHEILA WHY ARE YOU NOT AT THE HOUSE!?
KYLE Sheila I!-
SHEILA I ALWAYS KNEW THAT YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE BALL BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THAT DESPERATE TO THE POINT OF DISGUISING YOURSELF AS A GIRL!!
KYLE .....You didn't let me go, this was the only choice I had....
SHEILA GEEZ! My sons are so stupid to not recognize you, good thing I was here!
NARRATOR Sheila started to drag Kyle.
SHEILA We are going home!
KYLE !?! Wait! Please just let me-
SHEILA No! We are going home!-
NARRATOR All of a sudden Sheila trip.
SHEILA OW!! FUCKING HURTS!! SHIT!
NARRATOR The crowd heard Sheila's obnoxious voice and circle her from curiosity.
SHEILA Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
KYLE .......This is my chance!
NARRATOR Kyle took this chance to run away.
SHEILA KYLLLLLEEE! YOU COME BACK HERE RIGGGGHHHHT NOOOOOWWW!!!!!!
KYLE (GottafindStanGottafindStan
GottafindStanGottafindStanGottafin-)
STAN Kayla! There you are! Did you here the noise? Let's-
KYLE Perfect timing! Come with me.
NARRATOR Kyle took Stan's hand and begin dragging him.
STAN Kayla?! Slow down!
KAYLA I don't have much time!!
NARRATOR Kyle stop outside of the castle where Kyle and Stan both catch their breathe.
STAN Hah...ha...Kayla... please tell me what's going on! You're worrying me!
KYLE Stan. Please listen very closely.
STAN ?
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Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}
FanfictionB I B B I D I B O B B I D I B O O ⚠️This story contains mature content, violence, and strong language ⚠️ @Shooketh_Queen on Wattpad for making this beautiful fanart I am not using on my cover 😆
