NARRATOR After a month of the beautiful wedding of Gerald & Sheila Broflovski, Kyle lives his new daily life with the new members of the family....
GERALD Bye Sheila! Bye kids!
SHEILA Where are you going, sweetie??
GERALD I am going to work as usual, I'll come later, I promise.
SHEILA I see...Well have fun at work, honey!
BUTTERS&CLYDE Bye Father!
KYLE Bye Dad...
GERALD Goodbye my beautiful family!
KYLE "....."
NARRATOR Little does Gerald knows, The new life for Kyle was shit everytime his dad was not around...
SHEILA "......"
SHEILA KYLE!!!
KYLE Y-yeah...Mother?-
SHEILA DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME YOUR MOTHER!! LAST NIGHT GERALD TOLD ME THAT THE HOUSE IS A BIT DIRTY! THAT MEANS YOU WEREN'T DOING YOUR JOBS RIGHT!!
KYLE S-sorry mothe- Ma'am! I'll do it correctly next time....
SHEILA Sorry ain't gonna cut it! Your punishment is that you have to clean the house three times today! I wanna see this place spotless!
KYLE Y-yes ma'am, I do it right away.
SHEILA Geez! Why does Gerald have to have a kid?! The kid is even so irresponsible too!! My precious babies can do twice the job done with their eye closed!! Right my babies??
BUTTERS&CLYDE Of course,Mother!
NARRATOR As of that, Sheila begins walking away and soon enough, Clyde rudely says-
CLYDE Ha! Mother yelled at you!
KYLE Shut up, Clyde!
CLYDE Make me! We both know that me and Butters have the advantage! We can just tell Mother right now that you are already slacking off! Are you gonna make me shut up now??
KYLE "....."
CLYDE That's what I thought!, Thot!
BUTTERS Can you please make sure to wash our suits as well?
KYLE Yeah, yeah...
NARRATOR As of said, when Butters and Clyde left, Poor Kyle begans cleaning, washing, working, cooking, every single day till Gerald finally comes home...
SHEILA Hurry up Kyle! When will the dinner be done?! Gerald is coming home soon!
KYLE Yes ma'am, also tell Clyde to stop smoking weed. I can smell it from here.
SHEILA Oh shush up Kyle, don't be mad that my Clyde isn't a pussy boy like you.
KYLE (I hope your "precious Clyde" chock and die....)
SHEILA WHAT WAS THAT KYLE?!?
KYLE ?!? Nothi-
GERALD I'm home!
SHEILA Gerald! Just in time! I finished making dinner~
GERALD Wow! Everything looks amazing as usual, do sure know how to cook Sheila~
SHEILA Thanks Gerald, I always make the best meals for you!
KYLE "......"
GERALD Great! Now let's- wait a min.... what's that smell..?
SHEILA Oh! Um...! To tell the truth.... Kyle has been smoking weed....
KYLE ?!? WHAT THE FU-
GERALD Is this true Kyle?
KYLE No!-
SHEILA I-i saw Kyle doing drugs a-and told him to stop, but threatened to hurt the whole family if I say anything.... I'm sorry Gerald, I should've told you sooner....
CLYDE Wow Kyle....how could you??~
KYLE YOU-
GERALD Kyle.
KYLE Y-yeah Dad?
GERALD Why Kyle?...I trusted you to know better than to do this....
KYLE But-
SHEILA Kyle needs to stop smoking, or else it's gonna be bad for our new baby...
KYLE ?!? What did you just say...?
GERALD Oh dear, it was gonna be a surprise....kids, you are gonna have a new baby brother.
CLYDE Really!
BUTTERS Oh hamburgers! That's is a surprise!
KYLE "?!?!....."
SHEILA And if Kyle keeps smoking, it will cause harm to the new member...
GERALD Yeah, that's right...
SHEILA We should move Kyle to the basement, the smell won't be here then, and the new baby can have Kyle's room!
KYLE Huh?!-
BUTTERS&CLYDE We agree!!
KYLE No no no no no-
GERALD Kyle.
KYLE Y-yeah Dad.....
GERALD Until you clear your smoking problems, we are moving you to the basement...ok?
KYLE "......"
SHEILA Well, answer him Kyle~
KYLE Yes Dad.
GERALD Good. Kyle, go move your things while we eat first.
KYLE Ok Dad.
NARRATOR And so poor Kyle begins walking towards his old room and started packing his stuff. After he was done moving his things, he went back to the dining area.
KYLE Where is Dad?
SHEILA He went early to meet his friends. A brand new bar open today called "Peppermint Hippo" and they want to check it out.
KYLE Oh...where is my dinner...?
SHEILA I ate it. The baby wants more food. Go clean the dishes.
KYLE Yes Ma'am.
KYLE "....."
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Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}
FanfictionB I B B I D I B O B B I D I B O O ⚠️This story contains mature content, violence, and strong language ⚠️ @Shooketh_Queen on Wattpad for making this beautiful fanart I am not using on my cover 😆
