STAN Kayla, what's going on?? You are not hurt or anything right?
KYLE I'm not. But there's something I want you to know.
STAN Well... Go on!
KYLE I like you Stan.
STAN Kayla! I like you too!-
KYLE As a friend. I like you as a friend.
STAN GODDAMNIT KAYLA !!
KYLE And it should only be that way. That's why I was thinking if you would be my friend-
STAN Kayla! Why won't you understand that I like LIKE you a lot!
STAN I...I think....I love you...
KYLE ...
KYLE (No, you don't. You like Kayla...)
KYLE Prince Stan... There is something that I have meaning to tell you.
KYLE And I should apologize for lying to you at this point.
STAN I-I don't understand...
*DING DING*
NARRATOR As soon as Prince Stan said that, the tower bells rings and rings. It is officially midnight.
KYLE I'm...I'm sorry.
NARRATOR Right before their eyes, Kyle's dress starts to vanish, revealing Kyle's old, dirty, servant clothes and Kyle's true form.
KYLE ...
STAN ...
STAN I don't get it, so you're homeless? Don't worry, I don't judge-
KYLE Oh my god, NO! Are you dumb, I'm a guy !
KYLE A guy! Boy! MALE! I have the same body part as you!
STAN Y-You're a guy?...
KYLE Yeah...
STAN Dude thats...
KYLE ?...
STAN Gross.
KYLE ?!
KYLE What?...
STAN Dude, you were a dude this whole time and you didn't ever bother to tell me.
KYLE No, it's not that its-
STAN Are you feelings just a joke to you??...
KYLE Stan...I-
SHELIA KYLE! THERE YOU ARE!
KYLE !? Shelia?!
NARRATOR Prince Stan and Kyle look over to see an angry hippo marching over to them.
SHELIA KYLE BROFLOVSKI, THE MOMENT WE GET HOME: YOU ARE DEAD! DO YOU HEAR ME!?
STAN Kyle?...
SHELIA Oh! Prince Stan, sorry was my servant bothering you??
STAN Servant?...
SHELIA Yes, my disrespectful, weird, homo, servant probably scared you. Don't worry, we will be out of your presence.
STAN So you actually are a boy...
KYLE ...
STAN ...
STAN Yeah... Go on, take him away.
SHELIA Right away, your highness.
NARRATOR Shelia start dragging Kyle away from Prince Stan. Kyle looks over to Prince Stan to already see him turn around and walk away looking devastated.
KYLE I'm guessing that he doesn't want to be friends then...
NARRATOR Kyle too turn around and start walking away.
KYLE (It's better this way...)
NARRATOR Damn, that's tough man.
NARRATOR Y'know all of this wouldn't have happened if Kyle wasn't Jewish.
NARRATOR Lets see how Prince Stan is doing...
STAN It was all a lie... I can't believe it...
QUEEN SHARON Stanley! How are you enjoying things so far?! Have you found-
STAN Leave me alone.
QUEEN SHARON Stan?... Are you okay?...
STAN No, I'm not okay. I hate it! I hate everything! Nothing ever goes my way!
NARRATOR Stan quickly rush up the stairs and slam his doors.
QUEEN SHARON Stan!?
KING RANDY Sharon!? What's happened??
QUEEN SHARON ...
QUEEN SHARON Cancel the party.
KING RANDY What?..
QUEEN SHARON Stanley needs my help.
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Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}
FanficB I B B I D I B O B B I D I B O O ⚠️This story contains mature content, violence, and strong language ⚠️ @Shooketh_Queen on Wattpad for making this beautiful fanart I am not using on my cover 😆
