Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}

Chapter 2

NARRATOR  As you can see; Kyle's life was shit. Complete shit.  But enough of Kyle, we'll get back to him later.  For now, let's join Prince Stan at the Royal Palace.....

STAN  No! This won't do! What am I supposed to do?!?

QUEEN SHARON  What's wrong my sweet son? I thought you wanted to play with Princess Wendy? You been waiting for this royal playdate to happen since Monday.

STAN  I know! But then earlier when I was talking to Wendy, she told me that she likes Princess Bebe!!

QUEEN SHARON  Well isn't that great, Stan?

STAN  NO IT ISN'T MOM! THE ONLY PERSON I EVER LIKED, LIKE SOMEONE ELSE!! I'LL NEVER FIND TRUE LOVE!!

NARRATOR  Stan said as he put his head down in shame, Queen Sharon who doesn't want to see her son in shame quickly thought of an idea and said....

QUEEN SHARON  I have an idea, Child!

STAN  What is it Mom??

QUEEN SHARON  We shall host a party!

STAN  ......Huh?

QUEEN SHARON  A party! We shall host a royal birthday party for both you and Shelly! Since your birthday is coming up anyways. We shall send invitations to everyone on this land and there, both you and Shelly can find your future lovers!

STAN  Mom!!

QUEEN SHARON  Yes, Child?

STAN  That is......

QUEEN SHARON  "......"

STAN  The most.....

QUEEN SHARON  ....Yes?

STAN  ......Stupidest thing I ever heard.

QUEEN SHARON  Huh?!?

STAN  Geez! Why does no one ever understands me?!?

NARRATOR  And that said, Prince Stan left in such a fury.

QUEEN SHARON  "......."

QUEEN SHARON  I'm sorry my sweet Stan, All I wanted to do was help.....

KING RANDY  ........Hey Sharon!!

QUEEN SHARON  ??!? Randy!? Were you out drinking again?!?!

KING RANDY  Aww Sharon!! You need a chillax a while, you are a total buzzkill!! And Y-yeah, me and my bitches were out drinking.

QUEEN SHARON  RANDY! You are the King for a hundred thousand people, start acting your age!

KING RANDY  Damn Sharon!??! Are you on your period on something?? What's eating your ass this time?

QUEEN SHARON  ?!?!....w-well..... it's Stan..

KING RANDY  Eh....? Stan?? SHARON YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A QUEEN!! START ACTING LIKE ONE!

QUEEN SHARON  I'm sorry Randy, it's just that I want to host a royal birthday party for Stan and Shelly but Stan hated the idea....

KING RANDY  So? YOU ARE A QUEEN! NOT STAN!! You are in control here, if you want a royal birthday party for Stan and Shelly, you get that royal birthday party for-!!!! Aw shit! I gonna- !!!! I need go to the bathroom, see ya Sharon!

NARRATOR  And soon said, King Randy left.

QUEEN SHARON  ........ You're right.

QUEEN SHARON  I AM THE QUEEN!! IF I WANNA HAVE A PARTY, I MAKE THIS PARTY HAPPEN!!

QUEEN SHARON  Royal Servants! Come! We have invitations to make!!!

NARRATOR  With great courage that came from her drunken husband who won't remember what will happen during this, Queen Sharon was off to create the best birthday party for her childrens. Lets get back to Kyle, who is Jewish.....

KYLE  "...."

NARRATOR  It was afternoon, the day after Kyle was force to sleep in the basement, "Could things get anymore worse?" He thought to himself. If only he wasn't Jewish....

KYLE  "....."

SHEILA  KYLE!!

KYLE  ?!? Y-yes Ma'am?!

SHEILA  Have you seen Gerald?!

KYLE  No, I haven't....

SHEILA  YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT HE HASN'T COME BACK FROM THE BAR YET?!

KYLE  From the looks of it, yes.

SHEILA  Geez! He better not leave me with you for the whole day....

NARRATOR  As of that, Sheila storms away....

KYLE  "......"

CLYDE  Kahl~~

KYLE  It's pronounce Kyle, you fucking dumbass.

NARRATOR  Kyle saw both Clyde and Butters walking towards him. Butters throw a picture of an teenage girl wearing braces.

KYLE  Who's this?

BUTTERS  It's Princess Shelly~

KYLE  Who?

CLYDE  Ha! You don't even know who Princess Shelly is?! Hahahaha- she is the princess of this land! She is so stunning, isn't she??

KYLE  Ehh.....

BUTTERS  It has always been a dream of ours to see if one of us can marry her~

KYLE  Well you guys can just keep dreaming.

CLYDE  ?!? DON'T BE JEALOUS THAT WE FOUND OUR TRUE LOVE WHILE YOU HAVEN'T!! NO ONE GONNA MARRY YOUR VIRGIN ASS!! SO YOU CAN JUST KEEP DREAMING TOO!

KYLE ?! Well you--

SHEILA  CHILDRENS!.........and Kyle!

KYLE  ?!??!

CLYDE  ?!?!?

BUTTERS  What is it Mother!?

SHEILA  You guys have to come quick, Your Father is in the hospital!!

KYLE  !!!!!!