KYLE (Oh Jesus Christ no!-)
??? Hey. My name is Clyde....I get it. I'm so hot that your speechless.
KYLE (It's Clyde!! :0 )
CLYDE I'm never seen you around here before, what's your name baby?
KYLE (I'm gonna puke!)
KYLE M-my name is Kayla.....
CLYDE Kayla eh?.... y'know..... If me and Princess Shelly don't work out, I can hang out with you if you want ;)
KYLE (When did Clyde get so desperate??)
KYLE No thanks....You're not my type.
CLYDE Aw what's wrong??...you shy? Do you hate me or something?
KYLE Just please get away from me.
CLYDE Well guess what! I don't wanna!
NARRATOR Clyde comes closer to Kyle and hug Kyle by the waist, making Kyle unable to escape! Aww shit about to happen!
KYLE (Clyde smell really bad right now...is he high again?)
KYLE What the hell? Get off of me!
CLYDE Come on...... don't get so tense! I'm just trying to be friendly!
KYLE Hey, can you please-
NARRATOR "..........."
NARRATOR .......Yeah....Clyde kiss Kyle .........is this incest or?-
KYLE Dude fuck off! I'm not interested ok!?
CLYDE I know you like it~~
KYLE Like hell I do!
CLYDE Wanna so even something bett-
??? HEY!
KYLE (!?!? Stan!?)
NARRATOR Prince Stan rushes over to Kyle's side and release him from Clyde's grip.
STAN Just what do you think you are doing to Kayla!?
CLYDE Eh? What do you want cock blocker?
STAN My name is Prince Stan!......
.....please stop.
CLYDE Why should I??
STAN U-um! You are obviously making Kayla feel uncomfortable! I shall ask you to stop now!
CLYDE Who do you think you are-
CLYDE Woah!??!
KYLE (Butters!?!)
CLYDE Butters!? What do you think you are doing!-
BUTTERS Gee, I'm so sorry Prince Stan, Clyde usually never act this way....(Unless he's high...)
STAN No.... it's okay. I'm just glad that he didn't do anything to Kayla.
BUTTERS Me too. Clyde never learn how to respect women. I'm sorry Clyde was like that, He just got rejected by Princess Shelly and now he's not having it...
KYLE (Make sense. Clyde didn't even stand a chance in the first place.)
BUTTERS We'll be going now, goodbye Prince Stan, goodbye pretty lady.
KYLE Bye.....
STAN Kayla! Are you okay?? You must've been really scared!
KYLE "............."
KYLE (I'll never see Clyde the same way ever again 😶)
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Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}
FanfictionB I B B I D I B O B B I D I B O O ⚠️This story contains mature content, violence, and strong language ⚠️ @Shooketh_Queen on Wattpad for making this beautiful fanart I am not using on my cover 😆
