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If BTS had kids, and they were on a playdate:
~Jin's kid: *horrified* Why are you all so ugly?!
~Suga's kid: My dad says it's important to have swag!!
~Jhope's kid: Friends Forever *smiles widely*
~Rapmon's kid: *to Jimin's kid* I am sorry that your dad has no jams, it must be so tough.
~Jimin's kid: do you know where I can get cookies? My dad is always talking about a cookie he couldn't have.
~V's kid: *got lost in a ball pit along with V*
~Jungkook's kid: My father taught me not to hang around idiots *rides away on his tricycle*
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Dinner with Kookie's parents:
Everyone: *eats dinner while chatting*
Jungkook: Eomma, pass me the chicken please.
Jin&jungkook's mother: *reaches for chicken*
Jungkook:
BTS&jungkook's dad:
Jin: sorry ma'am, but let me help my child before you take some chicken.
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Jimin: don't got to living room.
Namjoon: why?
Jimin: I saw a spider
Namjoon: did you kill it?
Jimin: I have two arms and it has eight, it's not fair.
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YOONGI IS DONE
Yoongi: move out of my way I'm claustrophobic.
Jungkook: what does that means?
Taehyung: it means he's afraid of Santa Clause.
Yoongi: no-
Jungkook: *trying to act like Santa Clause* HO HO HO!
Taehyung: STOP IT KOOK YOU'RE SCARING HIM.
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BTS group chat
Jin: hey guys.
Jin: what do you call a sleeping pizza?
Jungkook: what?
Jin: A piZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZa.
*Yoongi has removed Jin from the group chat*
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Jimin: what's the worst decision you ever made while drunk?
Jungkook: I don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
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Taehyung: Namjoon hyung told me that words which end with ie is so cute.
Taehyung: like sweetie, babie, Jungkookie
Jungkook: what?
*Yoongi from living room*
Yoongi: he just called you cute.
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[Over the phone]
Jungkook: I put a note in your bag to tell you that I love you.
Namjoon: *opens bag* Jungkook that's a ten paged letter.
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Namjoon: *sweating* So Jin there's something I've been meaning to ask you-
Jin: You're finally proposing?
Namjoon: H-how did you know?
Jin: you dropped the ring three times during dinner.
Jin: I even picked it up once.
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Humorit is a meme collection of my favorite Kpop groups as well as anime... there will also be ships included... And if you want you can suggest the ship you like in Chapter named as "SUGGESTIONS"....I would like that...hehehe... lastly, I hope you all w...
