TAEKOOK❄️

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Jungkook: I would rather die than live without passion

Yoongi: Jungkook is going to die soon...

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Jungkook: I like someone who appreciates nature.

Taehyung, Holding a rock: Wow, this is such a fantastic ground kookie.

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Taehyung: kookie, kids aren't eating the sandwiches you made.

Jungkook: it's alright, just throw them out.

[Later that day]

Taehyung, saying bye to kids while handing them their bags: look I'm as confused as you are.

Jungkook: KIM TAEHYUNG I told you to throw the sandwiches out not my kids.

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*Taehyung's phone beeps*

Taehyung: Ohmygwad Jungkook posted a selfie!!

Taehyung: ohmygwaddddshskfhienshsjs

Jungkook: I'm literally next to you.

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Taehyung: I've looked everywhere for my shirt and I can't find it.

Jungkook: everywhere?

Taehyung: yes.

Jungkook: *opens drawer and pulls out his shirt*

Taehyung: I swear that drawer was NOT there a minute ago.

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Taehyung: can I follow where you're going?

Jungkook:

Taehyung: because my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Jungkook:

Staff member: sir please let him go to changing room.

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Priest: Do you take this man as your husband?

Taehyung: I Scooby Dooby do.

Jungkook: Is it too early to ask for divorce?

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Seokjin: How're you doing?

Jungkook: how am I doing? I don't know. I'm having this feeling inside my heart. I don't know if it's sadness or sorrow. It's giving me an urge to cry.

Seokjin: Are you okay bro?

Taehyung: he just finished his favorite drama and it had sad ending.

Namjoon: *So done*

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Jungkook: *comes in while hopping* Tae see this.

Taehyung: so cute.

Jungkook: *laughs*

Taehyung: so fucking cute.

Jungkook: *eats*

Taehyung: so cute.

Jungkook: *breaths*

Taehyung: he's so cute.

Jimin: You're so whipped.

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Jungkook: Can you look straight into my eyes.

Taehyung: you can't expect me to be straight while looking into those eyes.

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Jimin: what happened bro?

Taehyung: I don't know, I suddenly feel like my motivation to live Is gone.

Jungkook: *comes In room while pouting* Taehyungiee I need hugs.

Taehyung: guess my motivation is back.

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Jungkook: has anyone seen my top?

Jimin: Taehyung is out for walk.

Seokjin: he didn't meant this but okay.

Jungkook: *speechless*

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Jin, stroking jk's hairs: You're so lovely and tiny.

Jungkook, sleepy: I can beat the shit out of you.

Jin, lovingly: I know.

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I hope you enjoyed it...

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