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Namjoon: Jungkook wanna go somewhere fun?
Jungkook: yes FINALLY
15 minutes latter...
Jungkook: *in dentist chair*
Jungkook: you said we were going to Disneyland.
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Jin: You have to go to College.
Jungkook: But Why though?
Jin: to be able to get nice things.
[Shows him his watch] you see this?
Jungkook: yeah.
Jin: stole this from my roommate last year.
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Namjoon: Why is Jungkook starring at the fake loading picture?
Jin: he doesn't believe that armys are mean enough to put a fake loading picture so he's waiting for it to load.
Jungkook: it's been like 3 hours, Our internet is really bad guys.
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Namjoon: I wanna be Dad someday.
Hobi: but you already are.
Namjoon: Jungkook is not my son.
Jungkook: *writing in his journal* Today marks the day I was disown by my Own dad.
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Jungkook: Yo! Craziest shit just happened. Our maid just told me that this house is haunted.
Jin: pack your bags!!! Now!!!
Jungkook: wait, why?
Jin: We don't have a maid.
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Namjoon: He keeps using the words he doesn't know the meaning of.
Jungkook: I DON'T DO THAT STOP OVER-EJACULATING.
Jin: *chokes on water*
Namjoon: SEE WHAT I MEAN.
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Jungkook: Hyung what does Y/N means?
Namjoon: You name.
Jungkook: [back to reading] Jungkook looked into Jungkook's pretty eyes.
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Jungkook: I have a question.
Jin: Yes! Of course. You can always ask me anything.
Jungkook: what's a 'dom'?
Jin: NAMJOON!! JUNGKOOK HAS A QUESTION.
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*AT JUNGKOOK'S SCHOOL*
Principal: Your Son got into a fight.
Namjoon: is he alright?
Jin: Did he win?
Namjoon: JIN!!!
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Jungkook: my finger got cut, and it's bleeding.
Jin: just put pressure on it.
Jungkook, to his finger: If you don't get a job, your family will disown you, and no one will marry you.
Jin: What the Fuck??
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Jungkook: ugh!! I can't find my phone.
Namjoon: no worries, I'll call you.
Jungkook: wait no-
Phone ringing: You are my daaaad~
[You're my dad!] BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
Namjoon:
Jungkook: I can explain.
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Jungkook: Why are your tongues purple.
Jin: we both had slushies.
Namjoon: I had blue one.
Jin: I had red one.
Jungkook: Oh!
Jungkook: OH!!
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This is it...
So basically this chapter was Just Namjin being Jungkook's parents..
I love it...
Hope you enjoyed it..
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Humorit is a meme collection of my favorite Kpop groups as well as anime... there will also be ships included... And if you want you can suggest the ship you like in Chapter named as "SUGGESTIONS"....I would like that...hehehe... lastly, I hope you all w...
