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*Date at a Zoo*
Izana: so what are they in for?
Mikey: this isn't a prison.
Izana: so they can leave?
Mikey: well no but-
Izana: *pointing at a penguin* I bet that one killed someone.
(Sorry for repeat, but I love this meme on them)
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Mikey: Be nice
Izana: I am!
Mikey: you threatened them with a knife...
Izana: well, yeah,but I didn't stabbed them.
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Mikey: do you ever get water hungry?
Izana: water hungry??
Draken: do you mean thirsty?
Mikey: *blinks* oh!
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Mikey: hey Izana, can you get me a drink?
Izana: what do you want?
Mikey: something as dark as my unforgiving soul.
Izana: *carries a glass of milk*
Mikey: I feel insulted.
Izana: you should.
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Izana: my hands are cold
Mikey: *holds hand*
Izana: .....you know what, for some reason my lips are getting cold too.
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Izana: I hate everyone.
Mikey: except me right?
Izana: especially you.
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Izana: *with shirt off* why are you just sitting there watching me change?
Mikey: *panics*
Mikey: uh, I'm grading you! Congratulations, you get an A.
Izana:
Izana: I deserve an A+ and you know it, bitch.
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Mikey: I could get lost in your eyes.
Izana: you get lost walking in a straight line.
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Kakucho: you're starring again.
Izana: what?
Kakucho: Mikey, you're practically drooling.
Izana: *wipes* no, I'm not, shut up, you're insane.
Koko: yeah, you're right. What would you ever see in Mikey?
Izana: WHAT?? Mikey is amazing!! funny, beautiful, smart-
Koko: ....
Izana: ....
Koko: *sniggers*
Izana: I can't believe I fell for that.
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Izana: *wakes up next to Mikey, pushes a strand of hair behind his ear, kisses his neck softly*
Mikey: if you ever, ever eat my taiyaki again, I will end you.
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Izana: can I kill him?
Mikey: No.
Izana: Why?
Mikey: because he's an immortal.
Izana: so you're saying that I get to kill him more than once?
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Mikey: Izana, do you want to get a coffee sometime maybe?
Izana: Uh-ye-yeah!?
Mikey: great! Umm after School?
Izana: yeah, after it is....wait, you do mean it in a gay way right?
Mikey: yes, in a gay way.
Izana: full homo?
Mikey: a full homosexual coffee date.
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*On Twitter*
Mikey: Guys, I'm getting bored can anyone tell me what I should do?
Izana: die!!
Mikey: you've told me that like fives times in last hour.
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Mikey: Okay, Izana, this is Ken-chin, and Ken-chin, this my Izana.
Draken and Izana: oh!!
Mikey: -Wait
Izana, shoving Mikey to the side: Hi, I'm Mikey's Izana.
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*Flirting*
Izana: Your mother is my favorite artist.
Mikey: really? But she didn't made anything.
Izana: she made you.
Mikey: *blushing heavily*
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Izana: I've slept so little I can now officially smell colors.
Mikey: how are you still alive?
Izana: that's the question I've been asking everyday.
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Kakucho: so you confessed to Mikey?
Izana: yes!
Koko: over a text?
Izana: yes.
Ran: A c c i d e n t a l l y
Izana: ...yes
Rindou: how in the world is that even possible??
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I started writing their incorrect quotes and didn't even noticed that I wrote more than usual.....hehehe...
I hope you liked it tho...
I love Izakey... they're cute...
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