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Wooyoung: Your eyes are red. Are you high again?
Yeosang: *imitating wooyoung* aRe yOu HiGh aGaiN?
Yeosang: No bitch I've been crying.
Wooyoung:
Wooyoung: Oh
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Wooyoung, lying in bed awake: Hey, are you asleep yet?
Yeosang: Yes.
Wooyoung: alright I won't bother you then.
[One hour later]
Wooyoung:
Wooyoung: hold up–
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Yunho: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Mingi: You ARE my award.
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Wooyoung: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Yeosang: Yeah You're a real bitch sometimes.
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Wooyoung: People are 75% water but unfortunately for us Yeosang is 75% salt water.
Wooyoung:
Yeosang: *from another room* ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME AGAIN?
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Wooyoung, frantically looking for Yeosang: I LOST MY BEST FRIEND!!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM??
stranger: What does he looks like?
Wooyoung, sobbing: BEAUTIFUL!!!
{He ain't wrong tho, My hubby Yeosangiee is so handsome, beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, beyond this world in short ethereal}
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Wooyoung as a doctor
Wooyoung: I know we used to date but let's keep this professional.
Yeosang: so, did I break anything?
Wooyoung: *throws down x-rays* My heart Yeosang.
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Yunho: Date someone who will drag you outside at 2am to look at the stars.
Yeosang: if anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at the 2 in the morning to look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Wooyoung, who was planning to stargaze with Yeosang:
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Mingi: is 4 alot?
Yeosang: depends on the context.
Yeosang: 4 candies? No!
Yeosang: 4 murders? Yes!
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Wooyoung: I don't have time for this.
Yeosang: you have to talk to me. It's in your planner.
Wooyoung: you can't just go in my planner and write "YEOYEOTIME" in huge letters across Monday through Friday.
Yeosang: sure can. You're also scheduled for a long, warm hug latter.
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Yunho: come on, we all know wooyoung got your heart. Just say it.
Yeosang: If by heart you mean churro, then yes, he did. I'll won't say anything till I get my churro back. A WHOLE pack of churros. Can you hear me wooyoung? Or should I say churro thief?
Wooyoung: not again.
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Wooyoung: God you're so clingy.
Yeosang: you're in my bed.
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Wooyoung: I accidentally ate Yeosang's Chicken. How long do I have left to live?
Jongho: 10
Wooyoung: 10 what?
Jongho: 9
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Wooyoung: as your best friend–
Yeosang: seonghwa is my best friend.
Wooyoung, in a loud voice, with Yeosang in a chokehold: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND–
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Yeosang: When I first met you. I didn't liked you.
Wooyoung: I'm aware of that.
Yeosang: but then you and I spent some time together.
Wooyoung: uh..huh?
Yeosang: it did not get better.
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Wooyoung: Yeosang. Could you close the door for me?
Yeosang, opens the door more wider:
[Bg: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta~]
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Yeosang: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don't care.
Wooyoung: that's 110%
Yeosang: 20% of me doesn't cares.
Wooyoung: that's also incorrect, ur 90% soft—you love hug, hand holding, cuddles, you literally woke me up at 3am asking if I could spoon you—
Yeosang: ENOUGH
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Yeosang: I wouldn't even date myself.
Wooyoung: your standards must be impossibly high then.
Yeosang:
Yeosang: that was smooth.
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Wooyoung: admit it, you're happy to see me.
Yeosang: I am glad that you're not dead. This is as far as I'm willing to go.
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Yeosang: why're you squeezing me with your body?
Wooyoung: it's a hug Yeosang. I'm giving you a hug.
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Hope you enjoyed it...
Tho I don't ship them that much romantically, more as besties....
[I have this huge asssss crush on Yeosang. He's my hubby in my imagination🌚]
Anyways, thanks for giving the suggestion for this ship ....Armyblink2712
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Humorit is a meme collection of my favorite Kpop groups as well as anime... there will also be ships included... And if you want you can suggest the ship you like in Chapter named as "SUGGESTIONS"....I would like that...hehehe... lastly, I hope you all w...
