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Zeintsu: man, it sure is dark in here.
Tanjirou:
Zeintsu: I'm not scared or anything.
Tanjirou:
Zeintsu: I mean, who's scared of dark these days, not me haha!!
Tanjirou: want me to hold your hand?
Zeintsu: yes please!!
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Muzan: you should not have come here boy. Why are you in my base?
Zeintsu: I was on my way to kitchen and I got lost.
Muzan: you ended up in a villain's secret hideout while on your way to kitchen?
Zeintsu: I'm not a clever man.
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Kidnapper: *held nezuko hostage*Give us 10,000$ and we'll give her back.
Zeintsu, offended: you think she's only worth 10,000$?
Kidnapper: what?
Tanjirou: give me that *takes the megaphone*
Tanjirou: MAKE IT ONE BILLION YOU COWARD!!
Inosuke, outside: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
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Inosuke: I made tea.
Zeintsu: I don't want tea.
Inosuke: I didn't make tea for you. It's my tea.
Zeintsu: then why're you telling me?
Inosuke: it's a conversation starter.
Zeintsu: it's a lousy conversation starter?
Inosuke: oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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[Texting]
Shinobu: DOWHFUSMHSBWK
Giyu: what is that?
Shinobu: it's a laugh.
Giyu: how do I do that?
Shinobu: just press any key.
Giyu: 4
[Note: not a ship😃]
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Inosuke, dunk and is laying on Tanjirou's lap: I love Tanjirou. He has such a beautiful eyes.
Tanjirou:
Inosuke: don't tell him, okay?
Tanjirou: okay Inosuke. I won't.
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Giyu, pushing on a door that clearly says pull:
Shinobu, filming: push harder.
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Uzui: [gets hit by a car]
Mitsuri: oh my god, are you okay?
Uzui: please....I need my p-phone...
Uzui: [opens Twitter]
Uzui: LMAOOO Y'ALL GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
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Sanemi: Ah, you get it right? The urge to smack your younger sibling. you just can't help it.
Rengoku: I DON'T GET IT AT ALL
(Sanemi I get it, totally)
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Tanjirou: did you know that when you break a bone, it will heal back stronger than before?
Inosuke: so what you're saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible.
Tanjirou: well not exactly-
Inosuke: *reaches for his neck*
Tanjirou: INOSUKE NO
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Tanjirou, walking into the room: why is there blood everywhere?
Inosuke: I may have aggressively poked a demon with my sword.
Tanjirou: YOU STABBED IT?
Inosuke: No I aggressively poked it.
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Inosuke: I haven't bathed since last year.
Zeintsu: that joke is supposed to be told on January 1st.
Inosuke: what joke?
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Giyu: *just sitting there*
Iguro: oh my god...again? A-FUCKING-gain?
Sanemi: nothing's new... nothing's changed...same old shit.
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Teacher: what is the name of kid with ear rings?
Inosuke: kamaboko Gonpachiro
Teacher: then why did you write iitidaki tontaro?
Inosuke:
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Tengen: for self-defence reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar, and you guys have to act wise.
Kyojuro: okay
Giyu: sure
Tengen: if you want to live give me all of your money.
Kyojuro: bold of you to assume I have money.
Giyu: bold of you to assume I want to live.
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This is it for today...
Next ship would be either Izakey or Sanmai..
After that Rengiyuu...
I hope you all are enjoying this book.
I try so hard to make it funny I don't know if I'm doing good job as being funny is not my cup of cake...
I'm kinda savage and sassy type...hehehe
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Humorit is a meme collection of my favorite Kpop groups as well as anime... there will also be ships included... And if you want you can suggest the ship you like in Chapter named as "SUGGESTIONS"....I would like that...hehehe... lastly, I hope you all w...
