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*MARRIAGE PROPOSAL*
Asanoya
Nishinoya: *rolls into the room*
Asahi: ??????????
Nishinoya: *springs UpTo one knee*
Asahi: ???????????????
Nishinoya: *holds open ring box*
Asahi: ??????????????????
Nishinoya: ROLLING MARRIAGE!
Asahi: ?????????????????????????????
IwaOi
Oikawa: iwa-chan will you marry me? *Offers ring*
Iwaizumi: shittykawa.....*grabs the ring*
Kuroken
Kenma: *walks into the room* Kuroo why did you put ring on my ds?
Kuroo: *sips from coffee not bothering to turn around* you were really trying to beat that level.
Kenma: ?????
Kuroo: I married us when you weren't paying attention*sips coffee*
[I love Kuroken they're my favorite ship in haikyuu, I love all the ships actually, but they're favorite, because kenma is my favorite🤧]
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Bokuto and Kuroo are united after like two weeks
Kuroo: *squinting and says in an old man voice* Bokuto? is that you?
Bokuto: Kuroo, it's been eighty-two years.
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What Coach Ukai thought when he saw the team for first time
*Coach Ukai looks at Kageyama and Hinata*
Coach Ukai: yes, the gay is strong in this one.
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Kageyama: Your existence is annoying.
Hinata: How so?
Kageyama: your presence is annoying. But the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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Suga: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've ever done is absolutely killing it on dance floor.
Suga: Ha! Just kidding!
Suga: I've killed a man.
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Coach Ukai: Hinata got into fight today?
Daichi: is he alright?
Suga: did he win?
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Bokuto: bro bro I like someone.
Kuroo: omg me too
Bokuto and Kuroo: he's a setter.
Bokuto and Kuroo: .....he's number 5??
Bokuto and Kuroo: he's really smart.
Bokuto: YOU LIKE AGAASHI??
Kuroo: STAY AWAY FROM KENMA!!
Kuroo:
Kuroo: YOU LIKE AKAASHI?
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Oikawa: Why do you always let me win when we're racing up the stairs? You're much faster than me.
Iwaizumi: it's because I love to see you smile when you win.
Oikawa:
Oikawa, whispering to mattsun: it's because he wants to stare at my ass. Isn't it?
Mattsun: *nods*
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Matsukawa, as they watch Oikawa and Iwaizumi make out: remember that time I accidentally stabbed myself in thigh with a pencil?
Hanamaki: Yes
Matsukawa: This is worse.
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This is it for today...
What are your favorite ships in haikyuu?
Mine are:
Kuroken
Iwaoi
Kagehina
Bokuakka
And rest...hehehe....
Hope so you enjoyed...
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Humorit is a meme collection of my favorite Kpop groups as well as anime... there will also be ships included... And if you want you can suggest the ship you like in Chapter named as "SUGGESTIONS"....I would like that...hehehe... lastly, I hope you all w...
