MEMES PT.5

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Minghao: if you can't kill them, dress better than them.

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Seungcheol: hey dino! Can you help me pick up this box? it's quite very heavy.

Dino picking up the box effortlessly: Nothing is more heavier than the weight of my depression.

Seungcheol: I am impressed as well as concerned now.

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Seungkwan: three words, say them and I'm yours.

Vernon: three words.

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Jeonghan: Joshuji? Did you sit on a pile of sugar?

Joshua: *confused* no, why?

Jeonghan: because you got pretty sweet ass there.

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Seungcheol: where is Hoshi?

Woozi: somewhere out there disappointing god.

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Woozi: I have a nickname for you.

Hoshi: what is it?

Woozi: nothing.

Hoshi, frowning: why would you say that?

Woozi: because if someone asks me, what I'm thing about, I can say "Nothing"

Hoshi:

Hoshi: *small voice* I love you

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Wonwoo: you aren't going to believe who the most beautiful person I know is.

Mingyu: who?

Wonwoo: read the first two words.

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Jeonghan: [coughs violently]

Wonwoo: don't die.

Jeonghan: don't tell me what to do.

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Joshua: ice is actually water having a boner.

Wonwoo: *crying* please shut the Fuck up.

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Vernon: three

Mingyu: two

Wonwoo: one......woo

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Jeonghan *to Joshua*: Did we go to school together?

Joshua: huh?

Jeonghan: I could swear we had chemistry.

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I hope you enjoyed...

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