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Rengoku: I CAN SMASH ANYTHING! APPLES!
BUILDINGS! MOUNTAINS!Giyu: Can you smash my sadness?
Rengoku: *raises hand*
Rengoku: *boops Giyu on nose*
Giyu: ....
Giyu: 。◕‿◕。
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Rengoku, jokingly: You are not allowed to fall in love with me.
Giyu: that won't be a problem.
Giyu, a week latter: W E H A V E A P R O B L E M.
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Rengoku: I love sweet potatoes.
Tengen: [smirks] yeah just like you love Giyu~
Rengoku: yes.
Rengoku: w-wait no- [blushes]
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Rengoku: I don't know how to flirt so imma just stare at giyuu until he marries me.
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Rengoku and Giyuu: *happily cuddling on the couch*
Tanjirou: *gets between them* oh it's nice.
Rengoku: okay what the Fuck?
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Tengen: I bet Sanemi likes BDSM.
Rengoku: what's BDSM?
Giyuu: (screaming) BIBLE DISCUSSIONS AND STUDY MEETINGS.
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AT 2AM.
Rengoku: *Wakes giyu up*
Giyu: what?
Rengoku: do you love me?
Giyu: Kyou, I married you!!
Rengoku: yeah, but as like like a friend or-
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Rengoku: we're partners for this mission now. So ride or die?
Giyu: sure, I would totally ride you.
Rengoku: what?
Giyu: what?
Tengen: he said he would totally ride you..
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Shinobu: you've been giving Rengoku alot of attention lately.
Giyuu: he's sick.
Shinobu: I'm sick too..
Giyuu: then go to the hospital..
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"What's the best way to kill someone?"
Rengoku: Kindness :)
Giyuu: If we're being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.
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*Giyuu and Rengoku chilling at 3am*
Giyuu, trying to scare Rengoku: oh it's past 3am. That's the time when demons come out to play.
Rengoku: .....should we try and summon a demon?
Giyuu: Hell yeah!! We should.
Giyuu: we invite any and all the demons tonight to make contact with-
Tengen, opening the door: Hey guys have you-
Giyuu: OH SHIT IT WORKED! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUC-
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Rengoku: Help! My dragon's been kidnapped!
Giyuu: I just have one question. HoW??
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*Rengoku suddenly kisses Giyuu*
Giyuu: *shocked/surprised* Why?
Rengoku: Why you? Or why'd I kiss you?
Giyuu: ....Both!?
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Rengoku: You're ignoring all your problems.
Giyuu: I know.
Rengoku: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Giyuu: I'm ignoring tha fact as well.
Rengoku: .....
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Rengoku: *is zoned out*
Giyuu: *leans in and kisses rengoku's head*
Rengoku: *blinks and smiles looking at Giyuu*
[Uwuuu they're so cuteeee]
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My Fire Boy and Water girl
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