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Rengoku: I CAN SMASH ANYTHING! APPLES!
BUILDINGS! MOUNTAINS!

Giyu: Can you smash my sadness?

Rengoku: *raises hand*

Rengoku: *boops Giyu on nose*

Giyu: ....

Giyu: 。⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠。

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Rengoku, jokingly: You are not allowed to fall in love with me.

Giyu: that won't be a problem.

Giyu, a week latter: W E H A V E A P R O B L E M.

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Rengoku: I love sweet potatoes.

Tengen: [smirks] yeah just like you love Giyu~

Rengoku: yes.

Rengoku: w-wait no- [blushes]

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Rengoku: I don't know how to flirt so imma just stare at giyuu until he marries me.

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Rengoku and Giyuu: *happily cuddling on the couch*

Tanjirou: *gets between them* oh it's nice.

Rengoku: okay what the Fuck?

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Tengen: I bet Sanemi likes BDSM.

Rengoku: what's BDSM?

Giyuu: (screaming) BIBLE DISCUSSIONS AND STUDY MEETINGS.

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AT 2AM.

Rengoku: *Wakes giyu up*

Giyu: what?

Rengoku: do you love me?

Giyu: Kyou, I married you!!

Rengoku: yeah, but as like like a friend or-

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Rengoku: we're partners for this mission now. So ride or die?

Giyu: sure, I would totally ride you.

Rengoku: what?

Giyu: what?

Tengen: he said he would totally ride you..

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Shinobu: you've been giving Rengoku alot of attention lately.

Giyuu: he's sick.

Shinobu: I'm sick too..

Giyuu: then go to the hospital..

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"What's the best way to kill someone?"

Rengoku: Kindness :)

Giyuu: If we're being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.

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*Giyuu and Rengoku chilling at 3am*

Giyuu, trying to scare Rengoku: oh it's past 3am. That's the time when demons come out to play.

Rengoku: .....should we try and summon a demon?

Giyuu: Hell yeah!! We should.

Giyuu: we invite any and all the demons tonight to make contact with-

Tengen, opening the door: Hey guys have you-

Giyuu: OH SHIT IT WORKED! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUC-

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Rengoku: Help! My dragon's been kidnapped!

Giyuu: I just have one question. HoW??

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*Rengoku suddenly kisses Giyuu*

Giyuu: *shocked/surprised* Why?

Rengoku: Why you? Or why'd I kiss you?

Giyuu: ....Both!?

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Rengoku: You're ignoring all your problems.

Giyuu: I know.

Rengoku: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Giyuu: I'm ignoring tha fact as well.

Rengoku: .....

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Rengoku: *is zoned out*

Giyuu: *leans in and kisses rengoku's head*

Rengoku: *blinks and smiles looking at Giyuu*

[Uwuuu they're so cuteeee]

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