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Mingyu: Jeonghan hyung!! You should really stop bringing girls over every night. I'm in next room and it gets a bit too noisy at times.
Joshua: Are you trying to say that I moan like a girl?
Jeonghan:
Mingyu:
Joshua: fuck-
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Jun: any news?
Doctor: I'm just waiting for your x-ray.
Jun: but I've never dated anyone named ray.
Doctor: and we might do a brain scan.
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*Seokmin and Minghao screaming*
Seungcheol: what happened, Minghao?
Seokmin: why are you only asking him? We both were screaming.
Seungcheol: because Minghao doesn't screams unless it's an emergency, you on other hand, scream, whenever you have a chance.
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Jeonghan: so dino how was school?
Dino: this guy pushed me down.
Jeonghan: did you pushed him back?
Dino: no hyung he was bigger than me.
Jeonghan: Mingyu!!
Mingyu: *cracking knuckles* On it...
[No one's allowed to mess with Jeonghan's child]
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Seungcheol: I mean come on let's hug it out guys, come on.
All seventeen hugging, snuggling into each other:
Mingyu: who took my wallet?
Hoshi: sorry...😶
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[Texting]
Joshua: do you know where Jeonghan is?
Seungcheol: iak
Joshua: I think you meant idk.
Seungcheol: no, I don't.
Seungcheol: I always know.
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*Joshua opening his phone after 3 months*
Joshua: wait- I was dating??
Joshua: AND NO ONE TOLD ME!!!
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Seungcheol [looks at Jihoon]: One taught me love
Seungcheol [looks at Jeonghan]: One taught me patience.
Seungcheol [looks at Hoshi being egged on by Seokmin and Seungkwan into eating a tide pod]: One taught me kids are fucking STUPID HOSHI PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-
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Jungkook: What is your job as Maknae?
Chan: to respect my Hyungs.
Jungkook:
Jungkook: *sighs* We have alot of work to do...
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Chan: Shua hyung!!
Joshua: yes??
Chan: do you want to see a butterfly??
Joshua: wh-
Chan: [throws butter across the room]
Jeonghan, wheezing on floor: THAT WAS GOLD-
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