The Wrath of a Saiyan

8: The Androids

Three years later, it was time to fight the androids. Over this time, I had mostly trained with Kakarot, Piccolo, and Gohan. Vegeta left the planet a while ago, trying to achieve Super Saiyan. Since they were so weak compared to me, I haven't really trained with any of the earthlings, but I did get to know some of them.

But anyways, it's time to fight the androids. I had been living with Bulma, so I went with her and Trunks. Over the past three years, I got to know Bulma, (since she lets me live in her house for free), and I've come to like her as a person. We've got similar personalities, and I enjoy playing with Trunks. I don't know why she's coming, or why she's bringing a BABY, but I'm too focused to care. 

When we arrived, we met up with Tien and Yamcha, the latter of whom looked upset to see Trunks. I stifled a laugh, knowing how he was dating her before Vegeta was in the picture. Eventually, Kakarot, Piccolo, Gohan, and Krillin showed up. After catching up, the fat guy who cut off my brothers tail showed up in a ship. After handing Kakarot some senzu beans, he said, "Bean Daddy out", before leaving. As I was laughing my ass off, his ship exploded, the androids flying into the city. None of us could sense their energy, so we headed down there and split up.

As I was looking, I didn't know what to look for. 'Trunks said that I flirted with one of them, so it's probably a hot girl. The other one killed me for it, so probably a guy.' 

As I was looking, I noticed an explosion in the distance, so I flew towards it. When I got there, I was met with an android holding Yamcha by the face, his hand through his chest. I was completely thrown off when I got a good look at them. 'God, I'd never in a million years see myself flirting with a fat mime or an old man! Somethings wrong...' Before I could continue this thought, Tien suggested that we fight somewhere else. Piccolo suggested a good wasteland about a hundred miles away, so we flew over there.

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After we landed in the wasteland, Piccolo decided to get some answers. "Who are you, and what do you want?" He asked the old man. "You don't need to know why, just know that I despise all of you, ESPECIALLY him." He responded, looking right at Kakarot, who was looking out of breath for some reason. "For the last fourteen years, ever since the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament, my insect nano-borg has been surveying and processing every battle you have fought. I have utilized this information to calibrate ourselves appropriately. We are now powerful enough to Kill Goku, and take revenge for what he did to myself and the Red Ribbon Army!"

"So you followed us to Namek?" Piccolo assumed

"The fuck is Namek?!" The android replied. "The insect nano-borg was destroyed during the Saiyan attack." 

"So, I guess you've never seen a Super Saiyan then? Goku?" Kakarot the transformed into a Super Saiyan, and began fighting the mime. 

Eventually, Gohan, Krillin, and Yamcha arrived. After that, Kakarot began charging the Kamehameha. He fired it at 19, but it was absorbed by the android. "Goku, wait! They can absorb your energy!" Yamcha yelled out. Suddenly, Kakarot began clutching his chest, gasping for air. "Krillin, I need a senzu bean" After he ate it, Kakarot collapsed to the ground. "Oh god, it made it worse!"

"Dad, you took the medicine, right?" Gohan asked, concerned for his father. "Yeah!" He replied. "Well, I mean, I started to..." 

"You mean you STOPPED?!? Why?!?"

"Because it was grape-flavored!" 

Android 19 then began to beat the Super Saiyan out of him. The old android shot Piccolo when he tried to help. But just as I was about to rush in to help Kakarot, we all heard someone approaching.