Y/N: When I get old, I'm just gonna sit around and read magazines.
Natasha: That's what you do anyway.
Y/N: I'm practicing for later.
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Wanda: Y/N, Natasha is the smartest of us all. You two have absolutely nothing in common...
Wanda: No offense.
Y/N: None taken...
Y/N: But mostly, because I'm not sure why I should be offended.
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Natasha: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Y/N and I are dating.
Y/N, Yelena, Wanda and Kate: *gasp*
Natasha: Y/N, why are you surprised?!
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Y/N: I have it all planned here.
Y/N: *hands Wanda a notebook*
Wanda: I heart Natasha. Mrs. Y/N Romanoff. Y/N Romanoff-
Y/N: Wrong notebook!
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Kate: You know, Natasha gives Y/N flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.
Yelena: Okay.
*later*
Yelena: *gives Y/N flowers*
Y/N: ???
Yelena: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
