Kate: Do you take constructive criticism?
Y/N: No, only cash or credit.
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Y/N: Are pigeons drones?
Natasha: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.
Y/N: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Natasha: *crying* Please let me sleep...
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Y/N & Kate in the back of Yelena's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Natasha: We have food at home.
Yelena: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Y/N & Kate: YAYYYYYY!
Yelena: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
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Y/N: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Wanda: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Natasha: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
*30 seconds later*
Y/N, entering the room: I burned myself.
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Natasha: What's your favorite color?
Y/N: Stop asking me stupid questions. Ask something mature and logical instead.
Natasha: Oh, then how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of sulphuric acid at STP?
Y/N: Red. My favorite color is red.
