Y/N: We're about to do the taser challenge. You want in?
Yelena: What's the taser challenge?
Kate: We tase eachother, then drink.
Yelena: How do you win?
Y/N: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?
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Kate: Pick a card, any card.
Y/N: Fine.
Kate: Wait, that's my credit card!
Y/N: You said any card.
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Y/N: I'm tired.
Natasha: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Y/N: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
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Y/N: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet.
Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Avengers: Awwww-
Y/N: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Avengers: Oh.
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Peter: Hey, are you free?
Y/N: No, I'm expensive.
