Pietro: Just what I was afraid of. You guys are still together.
Wanda: Well, of course we are together. That's what you do when you're dating.
Y/N: Yeah. When you're married is when you do things separately.
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Y/N, on the phone: Hello officer? Yes, I'd like to report-
Kate: -that you are doing a great job. Yup. Keep it up. Love ya.
Kate: Y/N! What were you gonna tell them?!
Y/N: Not that I love them.
Kate: People don't hear it enough!
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Y/N: Sorry, I think you dropped this.
Wanda: No, that's not mine.
Y/N: Yeah, I know. I needed an excuse to come and talk to you.
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*Y/N singing*
Wanda: You're singing too loud! I can't read my book.
Y/N: Sorry.
Y/N: *puts a magazine between them and starts singing again*
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Kate: Can I ask you a question?
Y/N: You just did.
Kate: Can I ask you two questions then?
Y/N: That was two questions.
Kate: Can I ask you four then?
Y/N: You did, Kate.
Kate, confused: When?
Y/N: Just now.
