Y/N, staring upwards: So, Natasha broke up with me... haha...
Wanda: Why are you looking up?
Y/N: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
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Natasha: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Yelena:
Kate:
Y/N: Oops?
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Tony: So, are you two dating now?
Y/N & Natasha: Yes.
Tony: Why?
Y/N: I happen to find Natasha very appealing.
Tony: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Natasha.
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Y/N: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Wanda: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Y/N: Not when you're playing with Natasha, it's not. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog".
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Y/N: If you want my advice-
Wanda: No offense but you're the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Y/N: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, she also tried to kill me.
Natasha: It's true. It was mutually attempted murder.
