Natasha: Why when something happens, it is always you three?
Y/N, Yelena and Kate:———————————
Kate: You have a really big problem, Y/N.
Y/N: Look, I'll handle it like I handle all of life's problems.
Y/N: Ignore it until it goes away.———————————
Wanda: Why can't you be more like your brothers?
Y/N: Because I don't wanna grow old alone.———————————
Y/N: Why would someone as cool as you be dating my brother?
MJ: Well, I find that if you're a little bit cooler than your boyfriend, he'll never dump you.
Y/N: Ooooh.———————————
Wanda: Hey, honey. What are you doing?
Tommy: Oh, there's nothing good on TV. So I'm going to watch Y/N do homework. That's a reality show I've never seen an episode of.
Y/N: Mom, see? Too many distractions.