Y/N: As a responsible adult-
Natasha: *chuckles*
Y/N: ... As a responsible adult-
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Y/N: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Natasha: Is that a picture of you?
Y/N: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Natasha: Are you listening to me?
Y/N: *nods*
Natasha: What did I just say?
Y/N: *nods*
Natasha: ...
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Y/N: Wanda, I want a bedtime story!
Wanda: I'm busy, Y/N. I'll tell you one tomorrow.
Y/N: If you don't tell me a story, I won't go to bed!
Wanda: Once upon a time, there was a girl named Y/N, who always wanted things her way. One day, her friends got sick of it and locked her in the basement for the rest of her life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.
Y/N: I don't like these stories with morals.
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Kate: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Y/N: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Kate: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
