Y/N: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Kate: What's the surprise?
Yelena: Blood poisoning.
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Wanda: Why are you on the floor?
Y/N: I'm depressed.
Y/N: Also I was stabbed, can you get Natasha, please.
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Natasha: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Wanda: You are literally making a Valentine's card for Y/N.
Natasha, pointing her hot glue gun towards Wanda: You're on thin fucking ice, Maximoff!
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Yelena: Y/N, I'm hungry.
Y/N: Hey hungry, I'm Y/N.
Yelena: I'm serious.
Y/N: No, you're hungry.
Yelena: Are you joking?
Y/N: No, I'm Y/N.
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Natasha: Y/N, what did you do?
Y/N: Why? Just because something completely out of the ordinary happens doesn't mean I had automatically something to do with it.
Natasha: Did you have something to do with it?
Y/N: ... Yes.
