Y/N: Can I get a waffle?
Natasha and Wanda: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Y/N: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
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Y/N: So I got this amazing plan!
Steve: We fail almost every time you say that.
Y/N: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
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Wanda: What do you have?
Y/N: A KNIFE!
Wanda: NO!
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Y/N: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Wanda: This is a lie.
Wanda: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.
Wanda: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Y/N, sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Kate: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Y/N: I have depression, what do you think?
