Y/N: I wanted us to be more than friends, but you're not even a friend. I think we should break up.
Natasha: Break up? We were never going out.
Y/N: Well... in my mind we were but now it's all over.
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Kate: Don't you see what you've done? Used magic to make your relationship okay. I don't think that's right.
Y/N: Kate, doing what's right has never really been my goal.
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Wanda: Honey, if someone really likes you, they'll like you for who you are. And I think who you are is a very beautiful girl...
Wanda: And a little devious and sometimes very sneaky.
Wanda: And would it kill you to clean a dish from time to time?!
Y/N: *groans* Mooom! Mom, please stay on the subject!
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Kate: Hey, what have you two been doing?
Yelena: We were helping Natasha with her wedding vows, but she kicked us out, because Y/N was making inappropriate suggestions.
Y/N: How is 'Nice ass, Wanda' inappropriate?
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Natasha: Wait, Y/N. I'm sorry. I'm just mad at you, because I'm mad at me.
Y/N: You are?... Yeah, you are.
