Y/N: Oh, my mom's arriving now. When she asks what happened, could you please not mention I tried to cook bacon in the toaster?
Wanda: What the- What THE HELL HAPPENED here?
Firefighter: She tried to cook bacon in the toaster.
Y/N: Well thank you, I guess.
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Natasha: I love you.
Wanda: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Natasha and Wanda kiss passionately*
Y/N, to Yelena: You owe me 20 dollars.
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Y/N: God, if only someone loved me...
Natasha: *standing behind with roses*
Wanda: *holding a box of chocolates*
Kate: *has balloons and a card*
Yelena: *facepalms* This is sad.
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*Wanda and Natasha secretly dating*
Y/N: You know what? You... you guys should date...
Y/N: And then not tell me about it.
Wanda, whispering to Natasha: I think she knows.
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Y/N: *counting fingers*
Natasha: Y/N, I only asked how old you are.
Y/N: *slams her hands down* Damn it, I lost count again. Now I need to start all over again!
