Dickmatized Dainty

50• Lázuri Niah Scott

 
 
Meeting his daughters went well only because of Robyn.

Willow kept to herself and I'm happy for that. I've already grown some grey hairs that day from all the things André revealed to me.

We spent only a week in South Africa.

André upgraded to putting his private jet to use as a way of making this family bonding trip a new experience for me. I was looking forward to more of the famous tourist attractions and filling my phone with memories, though I'm sending them all to my parents and cousins.

I'm living the life.

Another week spent all the way in Uganda. I never wanted to leave and I fell in love with the home he got there too. A whole mansion dedicated to him grandmother.

Since I wanted to see Kenya, they flew over the country before we got to Ethiopia. This country had me deep in the history. Nothing misses me, especially at the museum where I learned of religion.

Robyn laughs when I spoke about finding out the truth about black Jesus. I was using the jet WiFi to speak on the phone with mommy and sending her proof. She couldn't be happier to share with daddy and the church. That woman.

Months flew by as I was able to visit or have the best experience ever. Africa felt like home away from home. So many places I never got to visit as my due date is coming up.

An back to South Africa we returned.

It's even more surprising at how the girls find the time to attend unlike classes three times per week. Then it was revealed to me that being ahead of their prestige school does that, and with a father like André anything is possible.

Somehow these two didn't fancy graduation enough to attend.

I was in disbelief as André just made a call and the certificates, awards and gifts were sent to the house.
 
 
"It's a boy." I announced, waddling out with a breath blown blue balloon.

It tek me mih a good hour fih blow it suh big.

Mih still feel mih lungs a squeeze mih.

Breathlessly crazy, that mih be.

"Uh?" They looked over at me.

André eyed the balloon and glares at me.

"But dad said you both planned on it being revealed when you actually give birth." Robyn looks between us with confusion.

"We did but I remembered how Beyú's tummy looked. It was low like mine and that's how we tell the gender without an ultrasound. A high tummy signifies girl." I boasted, then remembered what I actually was out of bed for. Especially when I was placed on bed rest due to swollen feet.

"What are you doing out if bed?" He asked, bringing over the tray loaded with the things I asked for.

The chef prepared a monster burger loaded with extra cheese and beef, a melted cheese dip, lots of fries and a glass of pineapple juice. Cheese and more cheese is what I've always been craving.

What's worst is the drastic weight gain and I'm loving my breasts, they have gotten bigger which is a good thing for now.

Our bedroom activities has became my gym workout sessions.

Mih feel like mih all a rape dih man inna him sleep.

As mih feel horny mih just reach for it and him know what a clock a strike. An mih nuh duh missionary.

Mih ride out him bloodclaat and a it swell up mih feet. Mih knees and toes too fucking strong it seems.

All mih neck, him fraid fih hold it.