Dickmatized Dainty

2• Làzuri Scott

Mih honestly nuh enjoy walking in Anchovy square. It's just something about the damn traffic that irks me.

Big Saturday evening and mih just leave work and reach home only fih return on the road to give Uncle Carter dinner sent by daddy.

Him either in the barbershop downstairs or upstairs in the bar. The building is his own and so are both businesses.

As soon as mih cross the road it's where the bearable loud music is playing, a song by my husband Alkaline. The bar eva open.

"Zuri! Yuh nuh stop nyam cheese trix?" A familiar voice called from the stairs and I hissed with a smile.

Balvin, whom everyone calls Balla based off his lifestyle of being a ladies man and someone whose actually good at football. Scoring all the goals whether or not there is a match.

"Dis look like cheese trix tu yuh? Yuh nuh si seh a cheese stick."

A just sum'n bout deh snack yah and it have mih head a way whenever mih a eat it. It cause mih fih buck up inna dih people dem car when mih deh cross the road.

Like mih nuh love mih life.

Mih come stand up next to him as he smokes his weed. Tall, light brown skin, pretty twisted long hair and juicy smoke burnt dark lips.

Yeah it really juicy cause from long before wih a guh Anchovy High mih know him. From wih go a Anchovy primary tu. Mih use to bad, wih use to bad. First kiss, first everything and we've never been in a relationship.

Cyaw want nothing more than good sex from a whore like him.

"Same ting. Yuh naw nyam food maga gyal?" He teases.

"Issa rich man mih a wait pan fih come tek mih outta dis and hire mih as a figurine." I remarked and he laughs, pulling me into the dark with him. "Weh Queen ifrica seh, no man cyaaw draw mih inna no corner fih show mih no banana?"

He laughs even louder, letting go of me to hold his knee.

"A iguana don't?" I asked, grinning as I made a funnel like shape with the snack bag.

"How mih fih know?"

"Den don't laugh." I hissed, putting the bag to my mouth to shake the crumbs out.

Deh pussy yah pull mih mek even dih bag drop wid all mih crumbs on mih face and clothes.

"Balla!" I cried out, slapping him. "It inna mih left yiy!"

"Fawud mek mih tek it out."

"It hot enuh! Try know mih a tell Daddy and Uncle wah yuh duh." I threatened.

"Shut yuh mouth and come siddung." He took me to his car and sat me on the backseat as he shines his phone light on my face.

He had to clean me up and also take the crumbs from my eye all throughout my grumbling.

"The food go cold and mih cyaa bother wid uncle and daddy cussing inna dih night yah or fih tek dem revenge tomorrow morning. Mih wah lay dung inna mih bed an sleep."

"Carter nuh deh bout enuh." He confesses and I slapped his hand away to glare at him. "Mih miss yuh."

"Yuh just horny." I hissed.

It's like everytime him nuh have him ooman dem fih complete a task, it's me him a come bother and it's all the time till mih start hide out. Wih family nuh know this cause him have dem gyal yah a come in late nights and leave out before four o'clock cock crow. An mih as the idiot always want the sex cause mih just cyaa satisfy.