We open up at the IMP Headquarters with Moxxie holding his signature mug and Loona texting on her phone.
Moxxie: You know, I checked the scale today. And I lost two whole pounds this week, according to it.
Loona just rolled her eyes.
Moxxie: I AM NOT FAT!!!
(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE LOONA!!!
Loona: I didn't even say anything.
(Y/N): Hey, you don't have to. You have that cute hellhound charm.
She just blushed a bit, and hid her face.
Just then the front door is kicked down as Millie walks in angrily.
Millie: Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!
She slammed her coffee mug, shocking both you and Loona surprisingly!
The Country Girl then slammed a button, causing a cardboard cutout of a human to appear, and then she threw a knife at the head and lunged at it!
Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay?
Millie snarled at Moxxie.
(Y/N): Okay, yeah, she's pissed if she would snarl at her own husband.
Millie: Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex.
(Y/N): Ah, the good old ex-boyfriend.
Millie: He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock."
Moxxie: Wait, what?
(Y/N): God and I thought Stolas was horny.
Millie: I SWEAR EVERYTIME I SEE HIS FUCKING FACE, I WANT TO-
She throws a cabinet and then Blitzo enters the room.
Blitzo: Okay, what the fuck is that noise? I'm one the phone with a client!
Moxxie: I'm on it, Sir!
You noticed two imps making out in horse costumes.
(Y/N): Okay, what the fuck is this?
Blitzo snatched it from you.
Blitzo: It's for .... science.
(Y/N): Loona, your Dad is ... weird.
Loona: Yeah, you think I don't know that.
Blitzo got back on the phone.
Blitzo: Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to at all for this job?
We cut over to a mansion where a businessman is seen by a fireplace.
Client: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate.
Blitzo: Uh, you want us to kill someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore.
Client: I'll tell ya all about it when you get here.
He takes a smoke on his cigar.
Blitzo: Ooh, how ominous. (chuckles) Fine, whatever, what's the address?
Client: Oh, transportation has been arranged accordingly.
Just then...
(Y/N): Is that a helicopter?
Loona: A w-
A helicopter appeared and shot a grappling hook causing the wall to get torn down.
Loona: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! THIS AGAIN?! THE DOOR IS A MORE LOGICAL CHOICE!
Blitzo: WHAT LOONA SAI- MY RESEARCH!!!
All of Blitzo's photos were getting destroyed.
Pilot: I.M.P? Right this way, please!
Moxxie: Uh, sir? What's going on?
Blitzo: Now, don't worry! It's just some fancy shmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us.
(Y/N): Oh, brother. I don't like the sound of this. Loona, I'm-
Loona: You're going already? Ugh. This is such a piece of shit idea.
Blitzo: Yeah, I got my eye on you, buster!
(Y/N): Screw you too, Blitzo. I'll be back, Loonie!
She just smiled and blew you a kiss.
Millie: Uh ... is this chopper safe?
Pilot: Do not worry, we are trained professionals.
The pilots take out another huge chunk of wall as they fly off.
The helicopter flew right over to a place called "Not A Mafia Town!"
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Shounen Hero Book 12!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fanfiction(Y/N): Wow! We're on Book 12! What a freaking long series this is becoming! And boy we got a lot more exciting arcs and adventures this time! From time travel, to demon fighting, to more superhero stuff, and finally, we get to meet Dr. Vegapunk!! Af...
