(Y/N): Wow! We're on Book 12! What a freaking long series this is becoming! And boy we got a lot more exciting arcs and adventures this time! From time travel, to demon fighting, to more superhero stuff, and finally, we get to meet Dr. Vegapunk!! Af...
Kazuma: So, you won't do anything like harden yourself?
(Y/N): No.
Kazuma: You're not going to use magic on me?
(Y/N): No.
Kazuma: You swear?
(Y/N): Look, I can't lie to a loser like you.
Kazuma: ARGH! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO INSULT ME!! NOW EAT THIS YOU ASSHOLE!!
He goes to punch you, and you took it.
(Y/N): You got guts, but that was still wimpy.
Kazuma: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
You just let him keep punching you over and over and over and over again, but nothing worked.
(Y/N): I swear, Aqua can hit harder than this.
Kazuma: DON'T LOUT ME WITH THAT LITTLE WHINY BRAT!
Aqua: I CAN HEAR YOU, KAZUMA! YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
Kazuma: AND YOU'RE A WHINY BITCH!!!
(Y/N): Okay, enough playing around.
You knocked him out with one punch.
(Y/N): There.
And then, out of nowhere you heard an explosion.
(Y/N): What is Megumin blowing up this time?
Soon...
You found the Explosion enthusiast having blown up Darkness.
(Y/N): Megumin?
Megumin: EEEK! Uh... h-hi (Y/N).
(Y/N): What did I tell you about Explosion magic?
Megumin: Don't do it as long as no one gets hurt.
(Y/N): Then why did you blow up Darkness?
Megumin: She asked for it!
Darkness: I feel ... wonderful.
(Y/N): (Sigh) I swear, you ladies are-
???: Master?
(Y/N): GER. How about a hello?
GER: Hello, Master.
(Y/N): Hello. What's going on?
GER: A powerful witch is trying to destroy a world.
(Y/N): Okay, what are we dealing with then?
GER: I think you can guess.
(Y/N): Oh, that closed eyes, smiling mother fucker. Okay, hey, who's up for an adventure?
Megumin: ALRIGHT! Finally! I feel like we haven't done anything in ages.
Darkness: I hope I can experience the worst pain ever!
(Y/N): Okay, that's lovely to hear ... Lal-
Darkness immediately shot up.
Darkness: NEVER CALL ME THAT!! EVER!!!
(Y/N): Okay, good, you're alright. Now what about-
You saw Kazuma head-locking Aqua and giving her a noogie.
Kazuma: YEAH! DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD! HUH?!
Aqua: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I HURTS SO MUCH!!
(Y/N): Hey, both of you knock it off already!
Kazuma: Oh come on! 1 more hour, and then she'll have a really sore he-
(Y/N): I know Aqua can be unnerving at times, but don't bully her.
Aqua: OH (Y/N)!! I LOVE YOU!!
(Y/N): Me too, Aqua. Me too.
Soon...
The moment you guys got there, you noticed .. a guy in a tracksuit.
(Y/N): Uh ... Kazuma, I think we found someone you can be friends with.
Kazuma: What? Just because h- WHAT THE?!
The guy was about to be hit by an assassin with a knife.
(Y/N): Oh crap! KAIOKEN!
Assassin: Kaio- wha-
You sent him flying into the sky with an uppercut.
(Y/N): You okay?
???: Who are you?
(Y/N): (Y/N) (L/N). And you are?
???: Subaru.
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Subaru Natsuki (A young guy who went out for snacks and ended up in a fantasy world! He teamed up with a young elf woman who wants to earn the title of ruler and ends up getting into lots of traumatizing situations! He has been consumed by rabbits alive, dealt with a Yandere maid, killed by an assassin, ate his own pet, and was attacked by a Yandere Princess, only to come back to life at his last checkpoint! He has a lot of trauma, but keeps moving forward!)
(Y/N): You need any help? Anything?
He began to remember all of his deaths, especially-
Subaru: I'm good.
(Y/N): You know anything about a witch?
Subaru: We deal with that all the time.
(Y/N): Good, now I believe I have a friend who will understand your plight. Just show us where you live!
Subaru: What do I have to lose? You did save my life.
