You come out of some curtains and prepare to speak.
(Y/N): Hello, everyone. Halloween is a very strange holiday. I must say. Well, anyway, what you're about to see is a bunch of non-canon stories. They're pretty horrifying, so be prepared. Enjoy!
Story 1 .... Misery...
You were driving down the road in your car during a snowstorm.
(Y/N): Finally, I'm glad to be done with that blasted series. I swear.
You have just finished writing the third book in your popular series about a girl named Misery Chastain. And frankly, you were looking to get some peace and quiet.
(Y/N): I can move on to other things and won't have to worry about- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
The car was skidding on black ice, and soon enough it crashed into a tree!
(Y/N): AGH!!
You were hurt badly, and your leg was broken.
Right now, you passed out.
And then...
(Y/N): Huh?
You woke up in a nice white bed, and saw a friendly woman.
???: Morning, Sleepyhead.
(Y/N): WOAH! Uh... hi.
???: I found you by your car. You seemed to be out of it.
(Y/N): Well ... yeah. I ... Who are you?
Annie: My name is Annie Wilkes. I'm your number one fan.
(Y/N): Oh, that's a nice thing to say. I- AGH! My leg!
Annie: I found you out in the snow from that crash. Your leg was broken, but right now it should be fine with me treating it. I was a former nurse, you know.
(Y/N): Well, that's just great, Annie. So, you say you're my number one fan?
Annie: Oh yes, especially when it comes to my Misery.
(Y/N): I hope she doesn't like it when she finds out about-
Annie: I'm almost done with the third one.
(Y/N): Shit. Uh, I also have a draft of this new one I'm working on. You'll find it amongst my belongings.
Annie: Is that so?
A few days later...
Annie was feeding you some soup.
(Y/N): Well?
Annie: It's very interesting so far ... but-
(Y/N): What? What's wrong?
Annie: The swearing. It bugs me (Y/N).
(Y/N): (Sigh) Annie, these are slum kids. That's how they talk.
Annie: They do not talk like that! What do you expect when I go to the general store? "Now Wally, can I have some of that f'ing pig feed?! Or some bitchly corn feed?" Or at the bank, do I say, "Here's a big bastard of a check!"
As she was talking, Annie spilled a lot of soup on the floor, and then she angrily threw the bowl at the wall!
Annie: THERE! LOOK THERE! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?!
(Y/N): Uh ...
Annie: Oh my God. (Y/N), I ... I'm sorry. I just ... I get so emotional around things like that.
YOU ARE READING
Shounen Hero Book 12!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fanfiction(Y/N): Wow! We're on Book 12! What a freaking long series this is becoming! And boy we got a lot more exciting arcs and adventures this time! From time travel, to demon fighting, to more superhero stuff, and finally, we get to meet Dr. Vegapunk!! Af...
