Somewhere in Hell...
A demon drives a guy with four arms, who soon walks out of the taxi.
Demon: Hey, thanks for the fun time, Hot Stuff!
Angel Dust (Famous Hell Porn Star! He's been going clean for at least 2 weeks, due to staying at a special hotel where sinners can be redeemed! Voiced by Michael Kovak!)
Angel Dust: Yeah yeah, listen, keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab. You got it?
He hands the driver some money, while making a finger snap at him.
Demon: PFFT! Whatever, you slut! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Angel Dust pretended to be insulted by well ... the insult.
Angel Dust: Ooh. Ouch. Such an insult. Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi," Shnuckums.
He then kissed the guy goodbye. Who just defeatedly drives off.
The four armed demon then goes to a vending machine to purchase some drugs. But then a feathered demon snatched them from him.
Angel Dust: HEY!
Feathered Demon: UP YOURS, DRAG SHOW!
A boulder then falls out of the sky and crushed him.
Angel Dust: NO NO NO NO NO NO! MY DRUGS!
He ran over to the bag of drugs and held it like it was a baby.
Angel Dust: Damn it.
At the same time ...
A war ship in the sky is seen passing by, destroying its surroundings.
Sir Pentious (A Victorian Era Demon who wants to conquer hell! He has a penchant for building steampunk machines! Has a bunch of minions called the Egg Bois! Voiced by Alex Brightman!)
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Shounen Hero Book 12!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fanfiction(Y/N): Wow! We're on Book 12! What a freaking long series this is becoming! And boy we got a lot more exciting arcs and adventures this time! From time travel, to demon fighting, to more superhero stuff, and finally, we get to meet Dr. Vegapunk!! Af...