Drugs, Drugs everywhere!

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Soon, you not only introduced Kusuri to her new friends, but also the members of Team Science! 

Kusuri: HI! MY NAME IS KUSURI! YEP! 

Karane: Hi. 

Hakari: Hi Kusuri! 

Shizuka: "Greetings Kusuri-San!" 

Nano: Your addition is highly efficient. 

Well, the ones who mainly got to meet her from Team Science were Vegapunk and his Satellites. 

Vegapunk: AWWW! Aren't you just adorable, Quasar? You remind me so much of Bonney!

Shaka: How old are you? 

Kusuri: I'm 18, Yep! 

Lilith: That much? How did- 

Kusuri: Drugs! 

Pythagoras: Isn't that very damaging to your body? You need to- 

York: Oh, do they taste good? 

Atlas: York! Don't drink those! 

Soon... 

Karane: You make drugs?! ARE YOU SOME SORT OF KINGPIN OR- 

(Y/N): NO! Potions! 

Kusuri: Yep! Here! 

She handed her- 

Kusuri: This is the Make Your Chest Bigger potion! 

Karane: HEY! I'M NOT FLAT! 

(Y/N): Uh ... your chest size is the same as Sakura's. 

Kusuri: Oh, so you might need this. The Be More Honest with Yourself Potion! 

Karane: ARGH! 

She was going to punch her, but you held her back! 

(Y/N): KARANE! CALM DOWN! 

Kusuri: I also have a Sexier potion for Hakari! Yep! 

Hakari: EEE! 

She downed the entire thing, and then her clothes started to melt off! 

Hakari: HUH?! WHAT THE?! WHAT IS THIS?! 

Kusuri: This potion makes swear that can melt clothes off! Anyone would be a lot sexier if their clothes were off! Yep! 

(Y/N): (nosebleed) OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! HERE! 

You gave Hakari a red school gym uniform, which was a good fit. 

Hakari: EEE! I HAVE (Y/N)-KUN'S SMELL ON MY BODY! 

(Y/N): Hakari, you're scaring me with those thoughts. She's as crazy as Juvia, but still cute ... heh, like Juvia! 

Kusuri: Kusuri had also made Shizuka a drug that will give you bunny ears! 

Shizuka drank it and grew bunny ears! 

(Y/N): AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SO KAWAII!!! 

You began to pet her ears, and- 

Shizuka: "I'm entering Nirvana right now." 

(Y/N): Now I'm just imaging you being like Carrot. And she would say, GARCHU!

Kusuri: Kusuri has also made a Hair Drug for you Nano! They shall allow you to turn your hair into additional arms, Yep! 

Nano drank the drug and she then used her hair to take the form of arms, which grabbed you and began to hug you and cuddle you, which was what she wanted to do! 

Nano: These additional arms allow for much more. Very efficient indeed. 

Kusuri: Oh there is a side effect that the more you use this the more likely you could be bald! 

Nano: The loss of the need to take care of one's hair is most efficient. 

(Y/N): NO NANO! DON'T! 

Nano: Would you still love me if I lost my hair? 

(Y/N): I would love you if you had no hair, were really fat, super tall, really short, or even controlled by an alien! 

Karane: That one was very specific. 

(Y/N): I'll love you all no matter what! 

They all blushed and smiled at that! 

Kusuri: Oh! 

She then took out two thermoses. 

Kusuri: Kusuri has two thermoses full of tea! One for (Y/N), and the other for us! Now it's important to re- OH! Kusuri has to pee! 

(Y/N): Then go! 

Kusuri goes to the bathroom, and you all decide to drink the tea. 

Moments later... 

Kusuri: That was great! Yep! 

She then noticed everyone was drinking the tea. 

Kusuri: WHICH THERMOS DID YOU USE?! 

(Y/N): Oh, we used the small pink one for me, and the big metal one for the girls since there are more of them and there's more tea inside. 

Kusuri: NO! The big one is for you, because it's manly and the pink one is for them because it's girly, Yep! 

(Y/N): So? 

Kusuri: THIS IS BAD! BAD BAD BAD! YEP! 

(Y/N): What do- 

Girls: Kiss, Kiss, Kiss. 

They had heard eyes and were blushing. 

(Y/N): WHAT THE?! 

They went straight for you, but you grabbed Kusuri and ran! 

(Y/N): KUSURI! WHAT IS THIS?! 

Kusuri: Kusuri may have slipped the Kiss Who You Love Drug in the tea you were supposed to drink! You were supposed to kiss all of us as planned, but instead, they drank it! Women are built differently from men as men want physical affection and women want more emotional and spiritual affection! 

(Y/N): AND?! 

Kusuri: The Drug had a different effect in their system, which made them into kiss-obsessed zombies who all want to kiss you! 

(Y/N): CRAP! 

Kusuri: Even worse, we only have less than an hour to cure them, or they'll be kissing zombies forever! 

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