Soon you were teaching the members of the Neighbor's Club to be more social and friendly to others, and Jack was going to be the test dummy.
(Y/N): Okay, Sena, my friend has just dropped his wallet. (whispering) Drop the wallet, Buddy.
Jack: Oops.
He dropped his wallet.
(Y/N): What do you do?
Sena: Oh, excuse me, but you seem to have dropped your wallet.
Jack: That doesn't look like mine.
Sena: What? But I saw you drop it.
Jack: Who dropped what?
Sena: (facepalms) Aren't you Jackson Inoue?
Jack: Yep.
Sena: And this is your ID.
Jack: Yep.
Sena: I found your ID inside of your wallet, ergo this is your wallet.
Jack: Makes sense to me.
Sena: Then take it.
Jack: That's not my wa-
Sena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU IDIOT!!! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU FUCKING SENSELESS! STUPID COMMON PIECE OF-
You then whacked her on the head.
(Y/N): That's not how we do it.
Later...
(Y/N): Okay Yozora, your turn.
Yozora: Alright. But Tomo told me she doesn't want to get involved.
(Y/N): I suppose Tomo will be looking for her brain.
You then set up a new scenario.
(Y/N): Okay, you see a guy moving a heavy box. What do you do?
Yozora: Hello there, my good man. You seem to be having trouble with that box. May I he- AGH!
He dropped it on her foot.
Jack: Oops sorry.
Yozoro: Okay, could I- AAAAAAAAAGH!
He dropped it again!
Jack: Sorry!
This happened more and more and more.
Yozora: AGH! YOU BUTTERFINGERED IDIOT! WHAT'S IN THAT BOXY ANYHOW?!
Jack: My wallets.
Yozora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
She suplexed him!
Jack: AGH! (Y/N) STOP HER!!!
She continued to beat him up as you then zapped her with a taser.
Yozora: Why does it smell like crispy bacon?
(Y/N): Don't encourage them.
Jack: I'm just taking the piss out of the situation.
More exercises later...
(Y/N): Alright-
Jack was in a bunch of casts due to being beaten up.
(Y/N): Hmm ... let's s-
Jack: I got it. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it?
Sena and Yozora: 42?
Jack: WRONG!!!
He then began to beat up the two of them!
(Y/N): JACK! THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO THIS!!!
Later... after one quick restoration with Crazy Diamond...
(Y/N) :This is harder than I t- Sena, what ar eyo doing?
She sat on your lap and began to press her boobies onto your chest.
Sena: Is that a pen I feel, or-
(Y/N): Actually, it is.
Sena: Well the, I bet you like me, though.
(Y/N): Uh .... Sena, are you trying to-
Yozora: OH NO, YOU DON'T TITZILLA!!!
Yozora angrily punched Sena in the face!
(Y/N): WOAH! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT-
Then they began to beat each other up!
Sena: WHORE FACE!
Yozora: PRISSY PRINCESS!
Sena: STUPID BITCH!
Yozora: LUMPY!
Sena: ASSHOLE!!
Yozora: STUPID MEATHEAD!!
(Y/N): If you girls like me, then calm down! I have a harem, there's no need to -
They both began to pull at your sides!
Yozora: HE'S MINE!!
Sena: NO HE'S MINE!!
Yozora: I CALLED DIBS FIRST, COCONUTS!!!
Sena: HE DESERVES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE ME, BITCHASAURUS!
(Y/N): Oh, brother.
Yukimura: Master, I may be a man, but-
(Y/N): You are not a man.
Yukimura: Someday, I will be, but I still have those big feelings for you.
(Y/N): Okay, you're not just suddenly going to be a man out of nowhere, but come on.
She sat on your lap.
(Y/N): How about you Rika?
Rika: (blushing) Yes, love is chemistry, and I'm good at that.
She sat along with you, and then Kobato came up into your arms.
Kobato: (Y/N)-Kun!
Kodako: Kobato, you're only 13, that doesn't-
Kobato: No, I'm a hundred your old vampire. You should know that Big Brother. Besides, 13 is still old enough.
Kodako: I guess. How does he do that?
Jack: Natural charm, my friend. Natural charm.
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Shounen Hero Book 12!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fanfic(Y/N): Wow! We're on Book 12! What a freaking long series this is becoming! And boy we got a lot more exciting arcs and adventures this time! From time travel, to demon fighting, to more superhero stuff, and finally, we get to meet Dr. Vegapunk!! Af...
