(Y/N): Wow! We're on Book 12! What a freaking long series this is becoming! And boy we got a lot more exciting arcs and adventures this time! From time travel, to demon fighting, to more superhero stuff, and finally, we get to meet Dr. Vegapunk!! Af...
After that whole debacle with Puck, you went to search for any sources of that 400-year-old witch that you heard anything about.
(Y/N): Now, stay close to me. We can't be too sure how dangerous this will get.
Darkness: I should go on ahead, you know, to provide defense!
(Y/N): Suit yourself. The heart wants what the heart wants, Darkness.
Suddenly, you sensed an energy source, and this lead all of you to a secret place where a bunch of cloaked figures were trying to set up a magical spell.
Kazuma: How creepy can this get?
(Y/N): Is this some sort of satanic cult?
???: HAHAHAHAHA! PERFECT! FRESH CORPSE FOR OUR SACRIFICE TO SATELLA!!
(Y/N): Who? And who are you?
???: I'm Petelguese, you insold boy! I am the loyal follower of Satella!
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Petelgeuse Romani-Conti (A man who was given the powers of sloth to protect Emilia, but when he killed a person, he went mad with those powers! He is now a psychotic maniac who kills everyone in his path for Satella! His fingers each have their own voice!)
(Y/N): Well, you're insane.
Petelgeuse: I know you are, but what am I?
(Y/N): Garbage.
Megumin: OOOOH!
Petelgeuse: A comedian, huh?
(Y/N): Well, you're a little ray of sunshine.
Petelgeuse: You think you're cute?
(Y/N): Bitch, I'm adorable. Now let's g-
Megumin: I GOT THIS! EXPLOSION!!
Everyone: OH SH-
BOOM!!!
A bunch of the cultists were taken out!
Megumin: YEAH!
Kazuma and Aqua: YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US!
Megumin: Hey, I didn't.
(Y/N): Okay, now let's-
???: LEAVE MY (Y/N) ALONE!
(Y/N): Rem?
Rem appeared with a flail as she began to beat up a bunch of the Cultists, and a horn formed on her head!
Rem: DON'T TOUCH HIM!!!
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(Y/N): WHAT IS Th-
Ram: She's gone berserk.
Everyone: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
Ram: I have sen this before.
(Y/N): How do we make her stop?
Ram: You make her smile.
Kazuma: All yours, Buddy!
(Y/N): (Sigh) Of course.
Petelgeuse: IM SORRY! PLEASE SPARE ME!!
Rem: NO!
Petelgeuse: I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!
Rem: YOU WILL PAY FOR-
She tried to kill him, but you kissed her, and her horn disappeared, and she calmed down.
(Y/N): You good?
Rem: Yes. Did I-
(Y/N): You killed cultists. So, you did good!
She just hugged you.
Girls: You want to bet that-
Ram: Yes. Whatever. I like him too. I guess I'll have to tell Frederica too.
Kazuma: Rows of teeth like a shark. No thank you.
You all left Petelgeuse as he was angered by all that he had to clean up.
