Y/N POV
Jayce is driving with Mundo in the passenger seat, because he said, "Mundo is too snookered."
We're all in the back together, vibing out, while Jayce blasts the music.
Y/N: You know, how old are you Jayce?
Jayce: Mid 30's guessing you're a fetus like your bros back there with you?
Y/N: Fetus?!
We both share a laugh.
Jayce: Ah, we're going out of the campus spots, we're going to prime PIltover, you ever been out there?
Y/N: Went out there one time to get my haircut with Evie, that's about it.
Jayce: She treat you good?
Y/N: Yep! I think so! She won't be leaving me anytime soon and... I ain't exactly the abusive partner.
Jayce: Ah, you knew what I was asking... people like me Y/N, we try to make sure you're making money, when you aren't making money, we got a problem, the way we make money is that you make money, see? That's how this shit works.
Y/N: Really, so, how much do you take?
Jayce: You keep your assets, but we get 2% of all income, that's it. Just a measly 2% and we won't keep taking either.
Y/N: Alright.
Ekko: Yo, Jayce was a good fucking guy, bro. So is Mundo.
Jayce: Ah, keep Mundo out of this...
Mundo: P-pickle... *snore*
We all chuckle.
Ekko: But for real, these bros are smart, they help you spend money, they know where to shop, they'll help you out.
Yasuo: Yeah, really, they helped me sell my M4 and I got an I8.
Jayce: We don't help you with money, either.
Ekko: I may have... gotten a DUI... and Jayce had a talk with Caitlyn, the commissioner.
Driving under the influence? Not my Ekko... the same man who drove his truck with his feet on the wheel with a blunt in his nose.
Jayce: More or less a talk, I took her out to dinner, what happened after that was just history.
Ekko: Oh? Damn.
Another troublemaker, perfect for Akali.
Y/N: Damn... alright, that's good to here, so far, I have no money problems, but I am thinking of doing what I should've done.
Jayce: What's that?
Y/N: Getting a new place, getting some newer equipment, and getting a car.
Jayce: Eh, I know based on the video and nobody in your pockets you got quite the dosh pile.
Yasuo: You still living in the shithole I left you in?
Y/N: Yep...
Yasuo: Jayce, this motherfucker fucked Evelynn and Akali in this shithole-
Ekko: Dude...
Yasuo: Sorry... fucked Evelynn in this shithole and is still living there.
Jayce: How bad is this place?
Yasuo: Wanna make a detour to this shithole? Let's head back.
Jayce: Sure, let's do it.
*NYOOOOOM!*
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