subspace and medkit fight like dogs

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a boring day. valk is just checking everyone, ''sword.. rocket.. hyperlaser... katana..'' he kept counting everyone but 2 was missing. and of course it was the emo doctor and subshit ''okay where the hell is medkit and subspace?'' valk asked boombox just pointed at a room that has noises coming from it.


''they arent there boombox, i checked.'' 

''check again.'' 

''fine. i just want to get this over with''

valk walked to the room with boombox, while the weird noises were getting louder, they didnt care. they got closer and closer and opened the door. and wouldnt you see it. it was just medkit and subspace fighting like dogs with rabies

''PHUCK YOU MEDKİT''

''NO PHUCK YOU YOU PİECE OF SHİT!''

they were on a random ass bed. choking each other with anger. then just valk came to talk to them

''what the hell are you two doi-''

''SHUT THE PHUCK UP VALK İM BEATİNG THİS SHİTS ASS''

''PHUCK YOU MEDKİT!''

they kept arguing. never letting valk talk. well. i just watched, since i already knew how to stop this. i didnt care really, it was fun watching them litteraly choking each other to death. i dont really care since he's just gonna respawn. 


medkit was still choking subspace. me still watching and valk trying to stop then. i can just tell them the word and they would stop but i still yet dont care.


20 minutes later they are still fighting. and the other phighters were waiting outside the door. i was bored too. valk was still tryna calm em down. eh phuck it imma stop em now

''just kiss already smh.'' i said just looking at them. they gave me the death stare.and uhhh


 k i s s e d . 


then they just walked out. and valk looked at me all like ''bitch couldnt you do that before?'' and i just looked at him and said ''nuh uh''  then he counted everyone started a phight then we goed home and watched the barbie movie.

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barbenheimer 

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