phighting stuff

dom rizzes shuriken (gone wrong) (vine staff beat my ass)

It was a normal day. Well thats all i say! (Damn that rymed)

Dom's pov:
Another day another boring ass nothing to do. Valk is just texting with boombox while i sit. B o r e d. İllumina help me wha do i do

"DONT ASK ME IM JUST LOOKIN AT YOUR LIFE" illumina replied to me. Idk how. he just did so.. welp
"Hey valk! Im bored and i do not want to spent precious time from my life that will once end before i do all the things i want in life. So i shall ask you for answers to stop this endless loop of boredom." "Go visit shuri or smth" "o k"

So there i was! On my way to shuri's house! I hope they dont live in a damn F O R E S T and i hope i dont KİSS WİTH SHU-

***We will be right back!***

ok why did i even think about that. WHY İLLUMİNA

"I JUST SAID DONT ASK ME!" TOO BAD I WILL! anyway its time to go!

At da shuri's house

Knock knock mf and slingshot opened da door "oh sup dom! What are you here for?" "To makeout with shuri. IM HERE TO VISIT YALL DAWG" "wow. Agressive much?" "Yea sorry-" Oh illumina WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP THINKING ABOUT SHURI "I SAID DONT ASK ME!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?!?" WELL UHH- "STOP BEING A SIMP AND ASKIN ME!" FINE!

"anyway u gonna come in or not?" Slingshot asked me DAWG RU STUPI- "yea sure" andd here i go walking in why do i even judge myself this much? İllumina can i ask yo- "no." Ok damn

And there is shuri idk what hes doing is he contempating life- "oh hey dom!" And now i gotta talk İLLUMİNA DAMN IT "DONT YOU DAMN ME!" WELL WHAT AM İ SUPPOSTO DO? ''TALK DİNGUS HES İN YOUR FACE'' wait wha- ''dom? dom u good?'' ''oh- uh yea i just zoned out-'' ''eh ok so u wanna watch stuff?'' ''sure'' and now were watching a random ass horror movie great and i gotta drink a hot chocolate shuriken gave me god why do i think about everything dawg ''SHUT THE **** UP! STOP THİNKİNG AND START DRİNKİNG DUMBASS!'' oh yea right- then i shall drink

2 hoursa lator

İLLUMİNA DAMN HOW LONG İS THİS MOVİE eh imma just annoy shuri ''hey hey shuri shuri shuri hey shuri hey hey shuri shuri hey-'' ''what?'' ''n o t h i n g'' ''...'' ''...'' ''your bored af arent you'' ''yea..'' ''wanna go do smth else'' ''okeh'' now hes ordering pizza great how long am i gonna stay here- ''so what do you want pepperoni orr??'' what do i reply.. uhh.. ''HEY HEY İTS ME İLLUMİNA İ KNOW İ WASNT GONNA TALK TO YOU BUT JUST RİZZ HİM ALREADY'' wha- what the phuck are you talking about ''RİZZ SHURİ İ KNOW YO ASS WANTS HİM'' why the hell would i- ''SHUT UP AND DO İT'' OK OK FİNE.. uhh.. ''i want you~'' dawg why did i make a man face- ''wha-'' ''nothing'' WHY İLLUMİNA WHY ''CUZ İTS FUNNY!'' FUNNY MY A-

''were you trying to rizz me-'' great now i gotta talk with shuri again- ''uhhh n o ?'' ''...'' ''...'' ''do u have abz'' ''ye'' ''k i z z m e'' ''ok'' now were kissing great what the phuck why illumina ''FUNNİ'' İT AİNT FUNNY! ''well it will be funny when vine staff beats your ass'' wait huh-

***vine staff opens da door***

''hey shuri i gotta- ...'' ''OH SHİ- UH SİS- İ CAN EXPLAİN-'' then slingshot came in.. ''hey vine staaff whats wro-'' ''get me my ak47.'' ''huh?'' ''JUST GET ME MY AK47 SLİNGSHOT'' ''JEEZ JEEZ FİNE'' and now slingshot is walking out.. WELP İM DEAD! ''SİS PLEASE-'' ''NO NO ONE İS KİSSİN U'' ''RUN DOM-'' ''FİGURED!'' NOW İM RUNNİN İTS ALL CUZ OF U İLLUMİNA! ''DONT BLAME ME U WERE THE ONE THAT LİSTENED TO ME!'' OH COME ON-

***a few hours later***

***vine staff is healing dom who has a lot of wounds*** ''next time i see you with my brother i will not let you breathe once.'' ''fine jesus-''

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