too many goofy stuff is gonna be happening probably cuz of my ass
swearing and dumbass words!11!! YİPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ships too i aint forgettin about those so teehee
a normal day. a boring one to be exact it was a normal day. i (boombox) was chilling. just another day. sitting with valk. we decided to go on a valk. and then valk got an idea. ''hey! why dont we make a show like thing? we ask some phighters questions while they are on a lie detector. and they answer and we see what happens!'' valk looked at me with exicetment. i didnt really care
''sure why not? it should be fun.'' i replied. of course with nothing to do. a few minutes later we got the stage set up. and valk opened the recorder. ''hello everybody! welcome to yet another valk show! today. we will be asking people questions on a lie detector!'' he started talking and i was getting the others ready ''alright.. so everyone here?'' i asked. ''yea i think everyone is here.'' sword replied. i checked if subspace was here. and his ass was just gettin carried by medkit
medkit had annoyance in his eyes while subspace was phucking CHİLLİN dawg. while medkit was just blushing. i didnt really give a shit. the first person that was gonna get asked questions were medkit. he dropped subspace on the floor. a THUD sound came out of the ground ''OW PHUCK!'' subspace yelled. ''stfu subspace i got questions to answer.'' medkit replied and walked to the lie detector. ''and our first contestant is.. medkit!'' valk said
medkit was still annoyed that he had to be here. live. he just put the lie detector on. and waited. ''so.. the first question is... how did you lose your eye?'' valk asked medkit. medkit gave the ''BİTCH ASK SOMETHİNG ELSE OR İMMA FİNNA KİLL YOUR ASS'' to valk. valk really didnt care. ''cmon.. answer..!'' valk just asked. medkit just sighed. ''subspace pulled it out of my eye socket.'' he just said
''thank you! now.. 2nd question.. why are you emo?'' medkit was really phucking annoyed by these questions. ''İM NOT PHUCKİNG EMO!'' he yelled. the lie detector agreed. it seems like. ''alright! last question! do you... like anyone?'' ''no phuck you'' the lie detector turned red. just strait up saying ''bitch YES YOU DO'' medkit was really annoyed at this point. ''god damn it.. İM NOT PHUCKİNG ANSWERİNG!'' medkit just yelled again. ''cmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn talkkkkkkkkk your live god damn it fans are watching this!'' valk just kept poking medkit with his microphone. ''FİNE. YES İ DO. NOW CAN İ PHUCKİNG GO?!'' medkit yelled yet again. ''thank you! now you may go.'' said valk. as medkit walked away. the next person was subspace. he walked to the lie detector. and sitted and got comfy. ''alright.. first question.. what gender are you attracted to?'' then i saw something in subspaces eyes it felt weird i just walked back a little bit just in case ''oh phuck-'' medkit said worried too.
subspace litteraly broke the lie detector into smitherienes in a milisecond. then he got up. and at his top of his lungs... he screamed. ''İ LİKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-'' as he kept on screaming he changed through damn goku's forms and goed ultra instict yet he still was going. the whole place was shaking. valk was just scared subspace kept screaming.
a few minutes later. the stage was destroyed. yet subspace was standing. he had finnaly stopped screaming. litteraly in ultra instict. then medkit came behind him and bonked him on the head ''OH PHUCK- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!'' then subspace and medkit argued again.
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