The Prince in the Dress ¥ Klaine

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"Um, all right, I have one final announcement before we all leave. " Mr. Shue announced to the glee club. It was the nearing end of a pretty ordinary rehearsal when Mr. Shue finally shared the troubling news, "We can't use the auditorium for the next week."

"But that's garbage. " Finn stated, "How are we supposed to practice for regionals without the auditorium?"

Mr. Shue only sighed saying defeatedly, "The Cheerios need it to practice in. There's nothing I can do. "

That's when Rachel stood up, "I recommend a sit-in, "

“Rachel, no” Ollie said shaking his head at the girl

"I recommend we torch the place. " Puck suggested, earning a loud burst of agreement from the glee club

“Noah, that’s a crime,” Ollie sighed, and glanced up from the book he was reading to find Puck and Mike high-fiving,”You do realize that’s illegal right?” he questioned earning two sad looks

“I really wanted to do that,” Mike whispered, a small pout on his lips

"No, look, we've all faced adversity before and come out stronger on the other end. I'm gonna check out a few off-site locations for us to use just for the week. I promise I'll find us a new home." Will spoke slowly, a little put off by Ollie’s side comments with the two teens.

Though Will had been getting slightly better about his jealousy, it was still there. The man still couldn’t shake the fact that he felt he had to try so hard to gain the kids attention, respect, and altogether be their authority figure, while somehow Ollie didn’t seem to work for it.

The school bell rang once more and the glee club began to exit. Kurt and Ollie walked into the lunchroom with Mercedes. As Mercedes reached out for the chicken, Kurt stated
sternly, "Mercedes. "

Mercedes, really wanting her meat said, "This is healthy. Chicken breast and a salad, dressing on the side.”

Kurt only sighed replying judgingly, "You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like having to lose one of my butt cheeks. Look at what I'm eating. " Kurt stated, pointing at his lunch, "Peeled celery and for breakfast I had Splenda. Look, Mercedes, now that we're cheerleaders, we're finally part of the crowd, We have a place at the table. We don't have to beg underneath for scraps of attention. Don't screw it up!"

“Woah, Guys please calm down,” Ollie stepped in, not understanding what was happening,”Look, being a cheerio is not going to make you happy and starving yourself,” he paused giving the two a stern look,”Is gonna do more harm than good,” he told them, knowing from experience

"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary." Brittany stated airily to Santana who was avidly listening.

The two girls met up with their fellow cheerios when Mercedes asked, "Hey , guys. Can I ask you something? How do you manage to stay so skinny?"

"The Sue Sylvester Master Cleanse.' Santana simply said, her and Brittany holding up their bottles, "Water, maple syrup for glucose, lemon for acid cayenne pepper irritate the bowels and a dash of ipecac a vomiting agent.”

"Sometimes I add a teaspoon of sand," Brittany stated,

Mercedes, also a bit freak out said, "That can't be healthy. "

"Who cares?" Santana scoffed, "You can either feel terrible and look great or get kicked off the team when that reporter gets here. "

“That’s high insensitive, Santana,” Ollie mumbled, causing Santana’s eyes to widen as she realized what she said, and walked away from the group not before turning to Kurt and Mercedes,”you should eat something else,”