❃ 𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕛𝕚𝕣𝕠 𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕠
Y/N : Tanjiro! Stop trying to drink bleach!!
Tanjiro : I'm try to die-drate so yeah :)
Y/N : You're trying to do what?
Tanjiro : die-drate
𓆙 𝕀𝕘𝕦𝕣𝕠 𝕆𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕚
Y/N : How old are you?
Iguro : I think I'm 20 or was it 19??
Y/N : How do you forget your own age?!
Iguro : Wait. What year is it?
☂ 𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕠 𝕄𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕠
Muichiro : What's my name?
Y/N : It's Muichiro.
Muichiro : Who's Muichiro? Is that your new friend?
Y/N : It's your name!!
Muichiro : What's my name?!
☃ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕠𝕜𝕒 𝔾𝕚𝕪𝕦𝕦
Giyuu : I low-key want to kill a man and blame it on Tanjiro.
Tanjiro : Why me?
Y/N : You need holy water.
♨ 𝕂𝕪𝕠𝕛𝕦𝕣𝕠 ℝ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕠𝕜𝕦
Rengoku : Get me the darkest coffee you can find.
Y/N : Wait, Wh—
Rengoku : I don't care if you have to kill Muzan for that or go to the deep depths of Africa for the coffee.
Y/N : Hold up! Where did you get Africa?! And second of all Muzan?! The fuck is that supposed to mean?!
❊ 𝕌𝕫𝕦𝕚 𝕋𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕟
Uzui : I'm a snack
Y/N : okay good for you :)
Uzui : That why I'm gonna run around naked!
Y/N : What?! Com—
Uzui : The world needs to see my beauty!!
Y/N : I need a new husband :,)
彡 𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕫𝕦𝕘𝕒𝕨𝕒 𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕚
Sanemi : The bell go brrr and the car go skrt skrt
Y/N : Oh my gosh–! *loud laughter*
Sanemi : Y/N go yeet
Y/N : What you talking about?
Sanemi : *yeets Y/N* yeet.
♡𝕄𝕚𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕚 𝕂𝕒𝕟𝕣𝕠𝕛𝕚
Mitsuri : A, B,C, D, E, F, G, H, I forgot the rest~
Y/N : J, K, L, M, N, O, P
Mitsuri : Excuse me. What did you say?
Y/N : jewel, king, loneliness, mouse, night, oasis, poison.
Mitsuri : You want to poison Uzui's mice in the middle of the dessert during the night and blame it on Tomioka-san and Inosuke-kun?!
Y/N : What? No!!
🦋 𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕓𝕦 𝕂𝕠𝕔𝕙𝕠
Y/N : If poison expires, is it more dangerous or less dangerous?
Shinobu : Guess we'll never know...unless...
Y/N : Shinobu! No! Don't do it, I don't think it's healthy. Wait, aren't you a doctor? Why are you drinking expired poison?!
Shinobu : I approve of this as a medical practitioner! Don't forget the camera! I'm going to make a world discovery!
