Summary: I saw this prompt on tumblr and thought it was funny, even though it's so short. Sorry.
"So Y/n, are you and Sam married?" asks Bucky, who's still new to the team.
"What? No, we're just-"
"MARRIED?? WELL I WASN'T INVITED TO THE WEDDING!!" interrupts Sam.
"What- Wait-"
"In fact, I don't even remember getting an invitation. Y/n, if you would have invited me, I would've gone to our own wedding."
"THERE WAS NO WEDDING!" You yell, exasperated.
"No wedding?? For our own marriage?? What kind of nonsense is this??"
"This is why I can't introduce you to new people," you sigh.
"Sooo..." Bucky trails off, still confused.
"No. We're not married." you say, "We're just friends."
"You're divorcing me?? I didn't even know we were married until two minutes ago!!" Sam yells, purely to annoy you.
"Shut up, Sam."
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Avengers x Reader Oneshots
FanfictionJust a book of oneshots. We all know the drill. All Characters except Y/n and a few side characters belong to Marvel. I write as a female usually, but I will take requests to write as a male. I found that I had a lot of wishes for fanfics, and I jus...
