It's a Funny Story

Cute Sayings

No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won’t make you cry.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…

Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!

Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

Adults are just kids with money.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them.

If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players ?

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Count your age with friends but not with years.

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.

A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything.

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you cant, youre right!

Never look back unless youre planning to go that way.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

The best proof of love is trust.

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Anyone can hate. It costs to love.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Having nothing, nothing can you lose.

Don’t drown the man who taught you to swim.