Mercy For The Living Dead (Z Nation)

The Collector Part Two

Season 2 Episode 8 Part Two

Opening the door it revealed a fat zombie with a beard sat behind a table with a zombie of each side of him. It was all set up like a book signing

"Presenting George R.R. Martin."

"Who the hell's that?"

"He wrote 'A Song of Ice and Fire'." Dean said but Murphy still looked lost

'Game of Thrones'?"

"We didn't get HBO in the clink."

"Well,he's my only celebrity Z so far." Dean said a little deflated

"How?"

"I was at the last Comic-Con when it all went down. Some dirty guy with a crossbow tried to help George escape. Got eaten. I helped George and his girls escape. But they didn't last long without room service.Watch this."

Picking up a book Dean placed it infront of the zombie, who opened the book and signed it.

"He has amazing muscle memory from all those years of signing books. It's a reflex. I have hundreds of these. I'm gonna make tons of monoy when eBay comes back. I'm gonna be damn rich!" He said trying to get the book back of the zombie who was nkw trying to eat the book.

"Nice" Murphy said when Dean opened the book to show him the signature.

"Maybe you can do your mind thing and help him finish his next manuscript."

"Maybe. ls it any good?" Murphy asked picking up the transcript and flicking through the pages.

"They're always good."

"'Summer ls Here'.....It's already 800 pages.How long does it need to be?"

"I was thinking about typing "The End" on the last page. We'll kill everyone

in the next book."

"Can I have this?" Murphy asked dropping the transcript and picking up the book.

"Yeah, sure." Dean said and Murphy whacked him around the face with the book sending him to the floor with a groan.

Murphy fled through the room as fast as he could but froze when he saw a podium with a chair on it and on the name tag was his name, which sent a shiver of terror through his body.

"Not gonna happen." He said firmly to himself "Time to go"

"I have no trouble making you bleed!" Dean shouted when Murphy ran up the stairs "I can see you sitting on the throne dispensing the wisdom of men, zombies and all that will come after men!"

Running up the stairs Murphy tried to find his was out but Dean was close behind him

"Mr Murphy. I'll cut you in for a percentage of the gate. That's fair.

OK, fine. I can go 10% of concessions. Not counting liquor sales." Dean shouted after him but Murphy ignored him and carried on running

"I tell you what- I'll throw in liquor sales, but only after my sweat equity

has been recouped."

Running down some stairs Murphy saw the exit but when he reached the door it was locked, banging on the window, he tried to open it but it wouldnt budge.

"Man! You are a tough negotiator." Dean said stopping behind Murphy

"20% of all concessions, including liquor, and we split the George R.R. Martin book sales down the middle."

"Open the door." Murphy said firmly turning to face him

"50/50. Come on! That's fair."

"Unlock the door or die!" Murphy shouted a zombie coming up behind Dean. But he easily put him down by shooting him in the head.