Ello Gov'nor

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"Ello Gov'nor....what?" Ruby confusingly asked, after reading the title

"What does that mean?" Lilac asked, confused

"It's a stereotype British phrase, it means hello Governor." Theo answered.

"Oh, well let's get to watching." Sonic said, smiling.

The episode opens out said a movie store called the Move Shack Hut. An employee is dancing around at the front. He's wearing an outfit that depicts King Kong climbing the Empire State Building.

Employee: Movies! Rent your movies!

Rigby rushes out of the store, carrying a movie case. He bumps into the employee.

Employee: Oh, sorry man.

Rigby: (chuckling) Nice outfit. (Runs off)

Employee: It's a costume! They make me wear it!

"Even if it's humiliating, he needs his paycheck." Yang said, chuckling.

We come to the house at night and where Mordecai and Rigby were ready to watch the movie.

Mordecai: Movie night! (Holds up a bowl of popcorn.) I got the popcorn!

Rigby: (holding up the movie, showing only the backside) I got the movie!

Mordecai: Wait, I thought we were watching Shy Guy. (He holds up the movie. The case is pink and has a big red heart on it.)

"Oh, so Rigby got a different movie?" Torque guessed.

"What did he get?" Tails asked.

Rigby: Dude, you've seen that movie 100 times. I got something better. BAM! (Shows the movie to Mordecai. It's called "Ello Gov'nor," and it has a picture of an evil British Taxi on the cover.)

Mordecai: Ello Gov'nor?

Rigby: Yeah, man, it's foreign. Check it. (Reading the back) "A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver, seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him. Pay the fare... (pops head from behind case) ...or pay the price."

"I'm assuming the taxi is the anti-hero of the story." Weiss assumed.

Mordecai: No, dude, not another horror movie. Last time I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week!

"Guess horror movies aren't Rigby's thing." Carol guessed.

Rigby: No, man, it'll be different. This one is old and cheesy. It will be hilarious.

Mordecai: You sure you can handle it?

Rigby: Dude, it's in black and white. Come on.

Mordecai: Mmm... alright.

"Rigby's gonna have nightmares." Silver said, shaking his head.

Rigby opens the case for the movie, and Mordecai turns off the light. Rigby puts the tape into the VCR, and the movie begins playing, with ominous music. The card reads, "ELLO GOV'NOR, (c) MCMLXXXII." M&R fake screaming, but laugh pretty quickly.

Rigby: See, isn't this fun?

Mordecai: Hmph. Hmph.

"Just wait, it's only getting started." Nora said, grinning.

Now, we're in the movie. It starts at a boarding school. In the classroom, a boy sits quietly and opens his composition notebook to see a tire print engraved in it. He gasps, and then looks out the window to see the taxi.

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