The episode begins with the park workers are all in the living room.
Benson: (Runs through with choices for game night.) Ahem. Alright. The options for this month's game night are: (reads list) checkers, cards, Double Dutch, Tiddly Winks and-- (pauses) "My Mom" isn't a game, Muscle Man. That doesn't even make sense.
Muscle Man: Looks like I win! (high fives Hi Five Ghost)
"I'm confused." Ruby said, puzzled.
Pops: Let's play Ball-bo Catcher! (plays with the Ball-Bo Catcher and laughs)
Skips: A crossword puzzle?
"Those sounds boring." Carol said with no interest.
Benson: Okay, let's vote. (Mordecai yawns) Yes, Mordecai?
Mordecai: Oh, nothing.
Benson: Do you have a better idea?
Mordecai: We could play one of those stale old games we usually play.
Rigby: Or we could play the sci-fi fantasy epic of the century! (holds up game box) Behold, The Realm of Darthon!
Mordecai waves his arms while vocalizing.
"That looks like a regular board to me." Yang said.
Benson: So, what is it?
Mordecai: It's a role-playing game. We make up an adventure and you guys try to beat it.
Rigby: You can use magic and stuff.
Pops: A game of imagination? What fun!
Muscle Man: Sounds lame.
"Honestly, I agree with Muscle Man." Weiss admits.
Rigby: No way.
Mordecai: The guy at the store told us it's the hottest RPG of the year.
"It's a scam." Emerald said. "The guy who said it only told you that, so you and everyone else would buy it, without realizing it's a waste of time."
Benson: (sighs) All in favor?
Everyone else but Skips agrees.
"When Skips doesn't agree with you, that means things are not right." Mercury said, chuckling.
Mordecai and Rigby: WHOOOOO! Darthon! Darthon! (high-five) WHOOOOO!
Rigby: Get ready for the best game night of your life.
"You mean the best game night that is a waste of your life." Scourge corrected.
The scene then cuts to the kitchen. The park workers are all playing Realm of Darthon.
Mordecai: Your party walks down a long hallway and reaches a locked door. What do you do?
Muscle Man: I smash it open with my war claw! Then, a bunch of ladies come out, and they're all, "Ooh Muscle Man, quit pinching my butt with your war claw!"
"You wish that's how the game went." Blaze deadpans.
Rigby: Roll the 50-sided die to see if you unlock the door.
Skips: (looks at the die and marbles) All we have is a 48-sided die and two marbles.
Rigby: Close enough.
Muscle Man rolls the dice and marbles... only for all of them to roll off the table.
"Wow, the game barely even started and already it's becoming trash." Scourge said, yawning.
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