Muscle Woman

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"Muscle Woman??" Yang said, reading the title.

"Who the heck is Muscle Woman??" Carol asked. "Muscle Man's sister??"

Theo chuckled. "You'll see."

Rigby: WHOOO! Done! (reveals bush to be square-shaped) In your face, bush! (to ) Hmph! Hmph! Looks like you've got a waste to go there, guy!

Mordecai: Not as much as over there. (Muscle Man has a huge heap of a hedge to trim) He barely touched that hedge.

Muscle Man, obviously sad and depressed, tries to cut off a twig from the hedge, but lets go at the last moment and breaks down, crying.

"Is... is he crying??" Jaune asked, surprised. "Why??"

"I think it has something to do with this Muscle Woman person." Pyrrha assumed.

Mordecai: Hey, Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember? (Muscle Man weeps again)

Rigby: Dude, are you crying?

Muscle Man: No! Crying's for ladies, like you! I don't cry!

Cut to Muscle Man's shower. He is sitting there, crying and naked. 

"Yeah, you're definitely not crying since you're a man." Weiss sarcastically said.

"Whoever this Muscle Woman person is, did she do something to make him upset?" Tails questioned.

Mordecai and Rigby are knocking on his trailer, to no response.

Rigby: Dude, he's been in there for hours.

Mordecai: Muscle Man. Muscle Man! Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying?

Muscle Man: No! It's... it's just the sound of the water hitting the drain!

"Man, his voice sounds broken." Sonic said, cringing.

Mordecai: Dude, what's wrong with him?

Hi Five Ghost approaches the trailer.

Hi Five Ghost: His girlfriend, dumped him last night.

"Girlfriend?!" Manic exclaimed, shocked.

"Muscle Man... actually had... a girlfriend??" Sonic questioned, surprised.

Rigby: (surprised) What? Muscle Man had a girlfriend? I wonder who had more junk in the trunk.

Scourge laughed. "I bet his girlfriend is ugly!"

"I don't know. He was dancing with that girl in that Party Pete episode." Sonic said.

Mordecai: Muscle Man, just come out. We can talk about it if you want.

Muscle Man: No! I don't talk about my feelings with anyone! Leave me alone!

"I'm guessing that's the reason why your girlfriend broke up with you in the first place." Fiona said. "You're too much of a 'man' to tell your feelings about her."

"Either that or she just got tired of his 'my mom' jokes." Spade guessed.

"A real man doesn't resist admitting his feelings to his lover if you've been together as long as you have." Amy announced proudly.

Rigby: No use, man. Let's let deal with him.

Cuts to outside Skips' garage. Benson is talking to Mordecai and Rigby.

Benson: So it's come to my attention that Muscle Man's been dumped. And he can't do his job because, I don't know, he's sad or something. So guess what? You two clowns are gonna pick up his work for today!

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