High Score

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"High score, huh." Yang said, reading the title.

Carol grinned. "Looks like Mordecai and Rigby are gonna have some competition."

The episode starts with Mordecai and Rigby raking leaves and comes across in the golf cart.

Mordecai: (groans) What now? Look, we're working. See.

Rigby: Yeah, we're never gonna get done if you keep checking up on us.

"After what two have done, you can't blame him." Velvet said. "Besides he's the boss."

Benson: It's Pay day, fellas.

Mordecai and Rigby run towards Benson.

Mordecai: Yeah-yuh!

Rigby: My favorite day of the every other week!

Benson: (hands Mordecai and Rigby each a bag of change) Here. (Mordecai groans) What, you don't like getting paid?

Mordecai: No, I'm just getting tired of the old sandwich-baggie full of coins. Why can't we get a check like normal people? Skips gets checks.

Benson: Skips has a bank account and a 401k.

"Wow, good for immortality." Roman said, surprised.

Mordecai: Well, at least give us the coins in an envelope or something more respectable, 'cause this is degrading. (Benson drives away) I need to get out of here. (Cut to Mordecai and Rigby walking to the coffee shop) What's his deal? He doesn't respect us at all!

Rigby: Yeah, well that's his problem, right? We're respectable people.

Scourge scoffed. "The only respect you have for me is property damage."

"If you want respect, you have to earn it." Anti-Tails stated. "And you two aren't the type to earn one from a single person."

Mordecai and Rigby get knocked over by two skateboarders.

Kid 1: Outta the way!

Kid 2: Losers!

Mordecai and Rigby shake their fists.

Mordecai: What the heck, man? Watch it! 

"Juvenile delinquents." Neera deadpans.

Cut to the coffee shop. 

Mordecai: See man, it's not just Benson, people just don't respect us.

Rigby: Well, we could buy people's respect.

"That's called a hustle." Knuckles said, shaking his head.

Mordecai: Nah, too expensive. People respect people who are good at things. (Pan to crowd cheering around an arcade game. Mordecai and Rigby walk up to Margret) Margaret, what's going on?

Margaret: The manager installed this new arcade game to keep the customers around. These kids are amazing at it, you should see 'em.

Mordecai looks and sees that the kids are the skateboarders from before.

Mordecai: Dude, it's those kids! (to the kids) Hey, hey you!

Kid 2: What?

Mordecai: When you knock people over, you have to say you're sorry. You guys need to learn some respect.

Ruby nodded. "Yeah, they could've been killed."

Kid 1: Respect our butts.

Coco chuckled. "These kids got guts."

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